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there's an extra layer of tragedy to the idea that renji thought byakuya would get rukia out of her execution. renji is a cynic. he knows how the city works. we see it when he talks about shin'ou being full of aristocratic snobs. when he says "he's your older brother, he won't stand by and let you be killed," maybe it means that he thinks byakuya loves her, but he sure as shit is saying it because the rich and powerful don't have to follow the rules. the thing renji is really counting on to save rukia is byakuya being corrupt. and. well.

onedirectionforever

“you support gay rights so you must be gay”

i support animal rights do i look like a fucking alpaca to you

onedirectionforever

turns out i am gay

monsieurenjlolras

holy shit how’d this alpaca learn how to type

mywitchcultblr

Diversity win! The alpaca is gay!

adreamthatsworthkeeping

thebirdkiwi

he was a llama

fritextramole

a llama?! he’s supposed to be dead!

lilysaus-reblogs

@hellsite-hall-of-fame i think this deserves to be here

curioscurio

I have a confession to make... I thought the idea of wireless headphones like air pods were so so stupid when they first came out. But having owned wireless headphone pods with a case I have to admit that I do enjoy them quite a lot. But we should still eat the spleen of every person who lobbied to phase out the headphone jack in electronics

mariasklodowskastwixbar

Wireless headphones: great, can move around without having to drag my phone or laptop with me, chord doesn't get caught on doorknobs anymore

No headphone jack in my phone: terrible, awful, everyone involved should get hit with a hammer

toolusingmammalgirl

The Four Sacred Artistic Motives:

-what if this bad thing was good instead

-how about Make-Believe Land can have whatever I want

-would that be fucked up or what

-I think that shit's hot

byjove

my knight dismissed me as his squire for shrieking “DIVA DOWN!” when he was unhorsed on the battlefield

anchovy

Was taking screenshots of a foal video for study refs and this doesn’t help. What are you.

qqchurch

alas...

(1) (2) (3)

birdsareblooming

bleedthebeat

english major macklemore: i read your granddad’s prose

ndnbutch

therapist macklemore: i hear your granddad’s woes

bleedthebeat

coffee enthusiast macklemore: i drink your granddad’s joes

ndnbutch

body mod shop owner macklemore: i pierce your granddad’s nose

bleedthebeat

pizza chef macklemore: i knead your granddad’s doughs

ndnbutch

television network executive macklemore: i make your granddad’s shows

bleedthebeat

wildlife rehabilitator macklemore: i feed your granddad’s crows

ndnbutch

blanket maker macklemore: i knit your granddad’s throws

bleedthebeat

sir mackle the more, knight of the great kingdom of seattle: i slay your granddad’s foes

ndnbutch

rapper macklemore: i spit your granddad’s flows

bleedthebeat

we were sitting across from each other in the living room reblogging back and forth like it was a life-or-death yu-gi-oh duel

camelidae

If you’ve been wondering why getting a dragon as your wizardly familiar is so often discouraged, please understand that it isn’t so much that alchemical experiments and curious dragons don’t mix, it’s that they WANT to mix SO badly.

janetm74

That look on his face…

voydhymn

having many trinkets and books is so cool and fun until you realize you have to dust them

medievalera

i have to what

drawwithouttalent

dunno if anyone's done this one before but anyway

ecthelioffd

Thinking about how Ecthelion and Glorfindel do NOT fight side-by-side or back-to-back, but rather guard opposite flanks, lead different forces. They are built on trust!! They know each other from the distant glint of each other's armour!!