[dirt-legends]

[xinsey]

good bye again.

[xinsey]

but the real question is will the red armani pants be in the movies

[disneyadaptations]

Teaser poster for Disney’s Artemis Fowl

[lmree]

pls don’t fuck up my son arty, my asshole kid artemis fowl. seeing the trailer he looks like a good son PLEASE MAKE HIM THE A R T E M I S F O W L WE ALL WANT AND NEED, YOU COWARDS

[take-hell-with-a-smile]

Book: “A hundred years of alcohol leaving a body by any means possible is not a pretty sight.”

Movie:

[disneyadaptations]

You are not prepared for the truth behind what you seek.

Artemis Fowl (2019) dir. Kenneth Branagh

[xinsey]

I CAN’T BELIEVE I AM RETURNING TO TUMBLR APPROXIMATELY SEVEN MONTHS LATER JUST TO TALK ABOUT THE FUCKERY. HAS ANYONE ELSE SEEN THE FUCKERY?

[xinsey]

i'm pretty much having the roughest time of my life right now which is why i'm not posting a lot. i've been thinking about taking a tumblr break or maybe quitting it altogether idk idk i feel like i joined tumblr because i needed a community, but right now i need friends which is not the same thing. i think a community is where you find allies and leverage. looking for friends within political communities just ended up disappointing me because i'm an adult and my sense of self is so distant from what i find in closed off toxic "communities". also i know technically there's no tumblr age limit but let's be real. anyway see you maybe!

[sappharah]

the idea of being right-handed or left-handed is so fucked up. like how in the hell is it evolutionarily advantageous to have one hand that’s good at everything and one that’s fucking useless. why aren’t we all dead.

[fullcravings]

Raw Vegan Chocolate Truffles: Melt-in-the-mouth taste explosions that are quick and easy to make. They are refined sugar and gluten free, and an ideal sweet party nibble which everyone will love, no matter their dietary requirements.

Congratulations Kat @ The Loopy Whisk for having the winning submission January 3, 2017!

[silverhawk]

if ur not prepared to hear some pro-raccoon posts…..log off

[silverhawk]

little hands……mask…….busy striped tail……..sneaky grins…..whiskers……..good shit.

[opheliacwitch-blog]

friendly reminder

swamp hags are valid

wretched gorgons who can’t dwell the swamp and instead settle for bridges are valid

shrewish crones who solely frequent overpasses in busy cities are valid

YOU CAN BE AN ABOMINATION TO MANKIND OUTSIDE OF A BOG 

don’t let tumblr tell you otherwise 

[jovan]

what’s that anime with the four boys that look exactly alike why is it popular they’re ugly

[camcrox]

teenage mutant ninja turtles

[fairyshirt]

the beatles

[donxicote]

Mt. Rushmore

[slimegargoyle]

shoutout to my gays who dress like shit. you’re valid!!

[billiondollarblog]

Finally, a post for me

[xinsey]

reidar jr and bella: cute.

reidar jr and micki: the cutest thing i have ever imagined in my entire lifetime.

a show that would have been better if i had written it: rederiet.

[pipistrellus]

when ppl act like the goal of anti-nazi ppl is to “”change their minds”” about their “”beliefs”” like… that’s… 

we don’t give a shit about their ~beliefs~??? I dont care if mr dick is sittin in his house thinking jews are awful. I would LIKE for him to not think that but I ultimately do not care. I do not care about changing his thoughts. 

i care about preventing him from having enough of a public platform that he and people like him gain the power to ACT ON those beliefs.

so yes actually! punching nazis when they are trying to be suave on television, such that they are unwilling to try to go and appear suave on television again, does accomplish that. 

i dont care what mr dick thinking in the privacy of the hole he crawled out of, at this point. we are at a point where there are way more pressing things regarding nazis. which is like. nazis get to be suave on television.