Kiba and Naruto: *talking about how their friends rate on the 10 point attractiveness scale*
Kiba: dude, Sakura is like, a 5, maybe
Naruto: I think she’s closer to an 8, but w/e
Kiba: Hinata’s pretty cute, right?
Naruto: I guess? 4, maybe 6 on a good day
Naruto: What about the guys, though?
Kiba: I’m not gay, but Shikamaru is a 6.
Naruto: amazing. I would say 4 bc I’m nice and he’s not my type
Kiba: doesn’t matter your type, Naruto.
Naruto: says the man who decided being gay granted him immunity from rating our male friends.
Kiba: okay mr. Smart-ass, what about Choji?
Naruto: ….im so sorry, he’s like a 2 on a very good day
Kiba: agreed. What about Sasuke?
Kiba: yeah, we’re doing guys, why not do Sas- ok that sounded really bad just rate him. I’d say a 7 bc I’m not gay but hot damn
Naruto: a 7? A 7???? Sasuke is so gorgeous that he broke the scale! He has transcended the scale, transcended the beauty of this plane’s existence
Naruto: and has proceeded to create his own scale
Naruto: that we can’t even hope to understand and even then he’s STILL at the top of the scale like holy fuck-
Kiba: *points behind Naruto*
Sasuke: didn’t think you thought of me that way
Naruto: *pterodactyl screeches*
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