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once he’s safely out of harm’s way, he holds up his hand for her to pause as he reaches into his pockets. “ hold that thought. ” he pulls a pen out of his pocket, ripping the cap off with his teeth before throwing it perfectly at the car’s back tire as it squeals away. he watches with amusement in his gaze as the pointed end punctures the tire. if the universe is so kind, the driver won’t notice the air deflating until he wakes up the next morning to go to work. it’s a petty, vindictive, satisfaction that floods through him as he tosses the pen in the bin. it’s served its purpose. “ oh yeah. i’m just peachy. ” the grin suggests it’s actually true.
when he turns back to look at her proper, he can’t help but snort. between the outfit and the cellphone in her hand, she’s clearly not from where he’s from. which means, wherever this is, either she’s just as foreign here as him or he’s somehow managed to travel backwards in time. he’s already lived through over a century of annoying, bizarre, or downright terrible, trends, and he has no intention of doing it all over again. nuh-uh. “ so sorority barbie, ” he comments, idle curiosity getting the better of him. “ unluckily for you, i’ve got a lot of questions and you’re conveniently here to answer them. ” whether she likes it or not. “ for starters — where the hell are we **? **”
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She’s stunned enough to actually listen when he tells her to hold her thought, though the following actions he takes serve only to confuse her even more. She’s not sure exactly what he’s doing, throwing the cap of a pen at the car as it drives away, but it seems to give him some sense of accomplishment, and she isn’t about to question that... It’s just that everything that she’s just witnessed is so far out of her realm of normal that it’s not easy to process. She’s just watched this man appear out of thin air, nearly get hit by a car in the process, and then get some sort of satisfaction out of throwing a cap at it. He claims he’s peachy and for all she can tell he’s being genuine, though if their roles were reversed she’s not sure she’d be saying the same.
An eyebrow cocks as he not only snorts at her after looking her up and down, but goes on to call her sorority barbie. Just how rude is this guy? Her arms fold over her chest, subconsciously putting even that small barrier between herself and him, though she has no clue just how useless the move is other than making her feel slightly better. She looks him up and down as well, rolling her eyes slightly. “For starters;” she repeats, using his words against him, “My name isn’t sorority barbie - It’s Jessica. And as for your questions, I can’t answer them when I’m asking myself the same ones. What’s your deal anyways? Is it normal for you to pop in out of thin air and then start mocking people or are you just being rude for no reason?”














