[shenanigans-of-a-young-person]

Typical School Spending 💵

[xkanteex]

I'm screaming at how relatable this is

[strangeli]

when you start a new show and theres this immediate ship 

[lady-averie]

I remember a while ago someone was interested in the pirate version of the Shia LaBeouf song that I mentioned so I finally got my shit together and took a video of it. It’s pretty brilliant.

[squiddy-fresh-deactivated202109]

valentinianthemongoose

[artfulusername]

There was no way I was not going to share this piratical version of That song. You know of what I speak.

[elusianknight]

performingfarts

[trocolate-rain]

@my-clever-name

[luckydreaming]

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

[drxgonfvcker-deactivated2019061]

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

Right..?

The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

[running-with-toast]

I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[onceuponakhaleesi]

Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…

[jamesbleach]

wait, does that mean?

oh boy…….

[usedtobehmc]

Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

Observe…

[rootbeergoddess-deactivated2017]

IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!

[coffeeandcursewords]

This post is immaculate

[mobians-and-chaos-blog]

It can’t be true.

And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

I must test it.

Nothing happening so far…

[strampunch]

HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

[pokemon-chick-1personalblog-blog]

What in the world?

Oh why not? This should be interesting.

Here we go!

Were all mad here in Underland!

What the hell! Never Again!

… Actually …

One more time.

[tdg267]

the-masters-shadow hahahahahahahhaahhahahahaa pffffdf

[somethingwickedthiswaylives-dea]

This is such a beautiful thing

[jakeneutron]

I WANT TO REBLOG THIS 5 TIMES

[yes-dic-five]

This is so weird. It can’t be true, right?

I mean, I would try, but I don’t have any hats around. Will this work?

Hmm, let’s see…

WHAT TH E ACTUAL F U C K IT DOES

[felysha]

The only thing good about this update it that I can see these masterpieces

[neonskeletal]

This is bullshit right?

I mean there’s just no way this is a thing

Right?

YARR! THERE BE ONLY TWO BLOODE’ RANKS AMONGS US PIRATES! CAPTAIN AND IF YER’ REALLY NOTORIOUS THEN IT’S CAP’N!

HOLY MERRY MOTHER OF JUSTICE

[cabbagecrunt]

friend: just tryin to get your goat

me: which one

friend: what do you mean

me:

friend:

[micdotcom]

President Obama after Oregon shooting: “Our thoughts and prayers are not enough.”

Hours after today’s massacre in Oregon, President Obama took the podium for the 15th time after a mass shooting. Sounding stern and appearing frustrated, Obama challenged Americans to respond more forcefully to this shooting. His full, impassioned statement is one every American needs to hear. 

[nastynaf-blog]

How many bloody times does he have to give this speech

[thedailyhoneydew]

October 2 - halloween//surprise

Based on this

[dajo42]

How people think digital art works

[yamaskedh-deactivated20160422]

YOU WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND MY UNFATHOMABLE HATRED FOR THIS SHITTYU ASS FUCKIGN PICTURE

[nightlustrous]

aRE ALL THOSE MAREEPS FUCKING SHINY

[grawly]

In Pokemon X/Y there is a 1-in-4,096 chance of finding a shiny. 

4096 to the power of 4 is 281,474,976,710,656

Two Hundred Eighty One Trillion. 

From what I understand, you have a better chance of winning the Mega Millions Jackpot.

[grawly]

I just checked, the odds for the Mega Millions Jackpot are 258,890,850.

You potentially could have won the Mega Millions Jackpot 1,087,234 times at that rate.

Look at that picture. The occurrence taking place in this picture is one million times more rare than winning one of the biggest lotteries out there.

Un-fucking-believable.

[xkanteex]

Good fucking lord almighty

[shencomix]

Jerry, you goober!

image | twitter | facebook

[buzzfeed]

Every Pixar movie summarized in terrible Microsoft Paint drawings.

[buzzfeed]

this post is two years old why is it suddenly getting notes again

who brought this back

[gogomrbrown]

https://openstaxcollege.org

FUCK CAPITALISM! This didn’t cost tax payers anything. You don’t need to be a governing body with a police force to do decent things.

[ohthekorean-deactivated20160205]

stanfordetc freedomofscreech

[hagiographically]

THANK

[ahumynmind]

So important!

[fandomquoter]

[daringbydesign]

un-alive them.

[fistsithrk]

Lmao

[creepygirlcult]

someone give this man a raise

[revolutionoodle]

I JUST REALIZED HES FILMING HIMSELF

[can-i-tap-it-for-mana-deactivat]

THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I’VE SEEN THIS WITH SOUND OMFG

[badlydrawnwarriors]

tfw no gf (Goosefeather)

he never could figure out why they didnt like him

[the-perks-of-being-black]

[angiebkxo-deactivated20180626]

^^^^ reblogging for that!!

[xkanteex]

This is what cops should be like

[buttwyattarchive-deactivated201]

[theendofaspark]

this is never going to not be funny 

[epitomeofnerd-blog]

Rob Lowe says “that is fucking hilarious” with the straightest face ever