xxxkcd

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[xkcd-r34]

its always "tumblr is a platform that you can use however you want :333" until i use it like twitter. so much for the tolerent left

[xkcd-r34]

genderfluidity but i go between catboy (sad his dick doesnt work) to catgirl (sad she doesnt have tits)

[xkcd-r34]

coming back to this blog a year later and this post still bangs

[xkcd-r34]

if your leather jacket is too clean then i simply dont trust you. i want to look likr a cunty apocalypse suvivor or the 9th doctor and thats it

[xkcd-r34]

i unironically need a clownfucking sideblog. is that what people do? just get horny enough on main they have to put it somewhere else?

[xkcd-r34]

Followed because I agree with your carnal desire to peg clowns.

the enthusiasm is perfect you will be living out your clown pegging dreams in no time im sure

[stuckinapril]

people who only use conventional social media are so funny bc they’ll casually be like “can I see your tumblr??” are you Insane. this is no instagram or twitter. this is my vault of secrets

[mellueminate]

"Oh can I see what stuff you see on Tumblr?"

[xkcd-r34]

this is me about pegging clowns

[snippit-crickit]

Perfectly normal train running to greet you cmon give it a hug (FYI, its this guy i drew half a year ago and i still think about it)

[xkcd-r34]

smash

[catchymemes]

[xkcd-r34]

i still do when i peg clowns

[xkcd-r34]

we have a one night stand but i moan bubbles the clown when i cum wdyd

[xkcd-r34]

every time I make a clownfucking post I walk to my window with my back to the door and take a long sip of whiskey. I'm waiting, hoping that someone will slowly open that door and finally take me out for all my crimes. it will never happen.

[sacred-portal]

[xkcd-r34]

me when i cant peg clowns

[xkcd-r34]

everytime im sad I remember the person who reblogged me with the hellsite tag and I pick myself up off the bathroom floor, wash my face, look in the mirror, and smile.

[yorickish-deactivated20240226]

^ post I would make if I were british and into soccer

[xkcd-r34]

getting a footjob from an american girl and she uses her hands the whole time

[mtfdomme]

Me being over 6ft tall and Beefed Up™️ is advantageous 'cause the amount of 5'5" submissive transmascs who wanna wear my oversized hoodies and get railed into oblivion is only growing

[xkcd-r34]

maybe my 6'7 ass needs to start working out again

[fanonical]

little homestuck worldbuilding details i love: trolls use different emoticons and often include their horns }:D

[xkcd-r34]

add that to everypony in world building anacdoes that are a one hit kill

[xkcd-r34]

im going to make tumblr worse than twitter. singlehandedly.

[xkcd-r34]

i love cooking for only myself because i can scratch my ass as much as i want and the only person eating ass particles is me