[beardedchrisevans]

What are we wagering?

[rubyredwisp]

What’s the best advice your mother ever gave you? [x]

[elfauno]

Finally, some good advice from Cosmo

[momoeyamaguchi-deactivated20180]

[walkingfoxy-deactivated20190713]

look at this fat raccoon 

[princeouma-deactivated20190719]

It is i

[cheshire-foxcat-deactivated2024]

the frenchiest fry

[blackwidowkiss]

Omfg I want it

[obaema-deactivated20140712]

Australians need to stfu moaning about how hot it is. You live in fucking Australia. You should be prepared for this shit. 

[dankickedphilsstickz-deactivate]

OH, I’M SORRY, WHAT WAS THAT?

I COULDN’T QUITE HEAR YOU OVER THE INEVITABLE HEAT THAT WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO CONTROL OF

WE SHOULD BE ABLE TO COMPLAIN AS MUCH AS WE WANT TO, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

[welsh-griffin]

JUST IN CASE AMERICANS DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW HOT 52˚C IS.

[notchicken]

Holy fuck are you guys okay

[ask-an-aussie]

And we listen to everyone else complain about snow and shit. Here it’s either on fire or flooded

[jchastainsource]

[zoomerbro]

[burritos-r-neato]

You will get so kissed.

[wenchyfloozymoo]

[parks-and-recreation-department]

[grumpybearbutch]

me*suddenly is very very sad* me: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[dntah]

[leslie-knopes]

[tastefullyoffensive]

"Good Morning" by Bikke the Chipmunk

[emoticons-translated]

[ivywinds-deactivated20160209]

he just stops being angry and instead acquires a blank, void expression

[queenwhiskey]

"what am I fighting for?"

[stunningpicture]

[thevporeon]

What 60 feet of snow cleared in Japan looks like.

makes more sense now

[sirheisenberg]