Jealous Lovers Sentence Starters
as requested by anon. Feel free to change pronouns or anything else !
βI donβt like the way he/she/they look/s at you.β
βHow could I make you jealous? I melt whenever you say my name.β
βHi! Iβm ___βs girlfriend/boyfriend/partner/etc. Ever heard of me?β
βSo what if Iβm jealous?β
βYou are spending WAY too much time with that guy/girl/person.β
βHow come you never do that with me?β
βHey. Youβre mine.β /Β βDonβt worry. Iβm yours.β
βIβm going to kick his/her/their ass! No one can touch you like that except for me.β
βI heard you and ___ had lunch.β
βCan I just give you another hickey?β /Β βDid you really have to give me so many hickeys?β
βI canβt have these people all over you.β
βOh, come on. Donβt worry about him/her/them, weβre just friends.β
βDonβt you trust me?β /Β βYouβre not the one I donβt trustβ¦β
βI know that you love me, but your jealousy is getting out of hand.β
βYou donβt own meβ¦except when you make that face.β
βI donβt remember our hello kiss being a hello makeout. Are you threatened by my friend?β
βWho are you texting? I thought I just saw a heart emoji.β
βWhy is your ass so amazing? Everyone is staring at it and I hate it.β
βHey, pal. His/her/their eyes are up there.β
βI donβt know what that was about, but I love seeing you all riled up.β
βThis is outrageous. I demand more attention.β
βOh you and ___ went there? Thatβs where we went on our first date.β
βYouβre with ME now.β
βWhat is/are he/she/they doing here?β