Bitch it's Lady Deadpool

I mean Mariliese. Bitch it's Mariliese. But you know, same difference.

[tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020]

me: hey can you make dopamine and serotonin

my brain:

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[setheverman]

damn she’s coming for my entire brand, piano videos and all

[allthingseurope]

Glenfinnan viaduct, Scotland (by Teolc Eniger)

[wildmermaids]

there is a thin line between being sassy and being an asshole and i cross it everyday

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

how the human brain works:

electricity tickles the meat so that different slimes come out. sometimes the slime feels good sometimes bad. some people make more bad slime than good slime. that’s called clinical depression.

[reverbpotato]

my biology textbook said it was more like a sauce

[lonelymountainson]

What is a sauce but slime with a purpose?

[anodymalion]

a milkshake to summon the boys and a cold one to bind them

[xladydeadpoolx]

Some guy stopped me at walmart while i was buying stuff (in my work uniform. On company time. Getting stuff for the company. With the company card.) And had to stop me from my focused decision making session between two wood glues to make sure i knew he thought i was pretty and kept asking me about myself even though i told him i was there on a work errand and needed to go. Why do people make me so uncomfortable :(

[creepyuncledon-deactivated20180]

I am currently in love with this video.

[d0esntmakesense]

love this new disney movie

[ganjflavoredcleats-deactivated2]

^^^^^^^^^

[molothoo]

What that dog know about the blues 😂😂

[badgyal-k-deactivated20190901]

Ok but how does the puppy like… know, you know? How do they know???

[xladydeadpoolx]

There was SO MUCH SOUL in that awooooo

[thatsthat24]

The Price of a Replay 🎮

[pantton-sandacers]

[Cheery Music] Thomas:”Man, I love this game! Oh, it brings back so many memories! Why didn’t I replay this sooner?”

[Dark, Battle Music] That Impossible Level:”Hey, dude!”

Thomas:”Oh, that’s… why.”

That Impossible Level:”That’s right, we’re gonna have some fun again!” [Voice Getting Deeper] ”and again, and again, for like 50,000 times.”

[thatsthat24]

I love everyone reblogging this with the specific level this made them think about

[thatsthat24]

The Only Solution 💭

[slyeposting]

I’M DYING

[thepigeongazette]

without spite my heart may actually stop

[knightofleo]

American Shorthair Knight

Abyssinian Bard

Norwegian Forest Cat Shaman

Persian Scholar

Bombay Assassin

Sphynx Fighter

Scottish Fold Warrior

Bengal Archer

Turkish Angora Healer

Maine Coon Berserker

Siamese Magician

Russian Blue Thief

Kyoung Hwan Kim - Army of Wool

more by Kyoung Hwan Kim

[monkeysaysficus]

Literally the greatest post ever.

[gemstonechronologist]

Excuse me, why the fuck isn’t this an MMORPG I’d play the shit outta this.

[starsfadingbutilingeron]

honestly same

[auq-deactivated20160707]

reblog if youre still not over the library of alexandria

[kodaksnacks-blog]

[creamynut]

I real life dyin yo

[colachampagnedad]

this is literally a scene off it’s always sunny

[starkswaters]