i'm kick ass

✘ normal teenager ✘ real life superhero [ indie dave lizewski rp from kick ass ]

[afullhouseoflove-deactivated201]

[xlizewski]

hello everyone. i haven’t been able to get on here for a few days now. my life has gotten pretty hectic lately and i honestly haven’t found the time to rp. :( i had to leave my job due to some bitch i work with, and i’m in college full time from now until August. I will probably be on later on sometime this week!

[captainsamerica]

I’m a dad, and I can tell you it’s the most beautiful thing in the world.

[venomousnightterror-deactivated]

& dave

   ❝No. Not okay.❞ She sighs as she remembers. She’s    laying low on the Hit-Girl stuff for a while. Maybe finding    cats was good for her. It wouldn’t get her grounded. ❝As    much as I’d love to fuck some bad guys up with you, It’s    better  if  I  stay  out  of  that  kinda  trouble.  Unless  it’s    necessary, of course.❞ She explains, the disappointment    obvious in her tone of voice.  

         Once he lifts her up, she strains the muscles of her arms,          forcing them to stretch higher. She grabs a hold of the cat,          a hissing sound pushing from it’s mouth as she squeezes          it a little harder than she probably should. 

  ❝Losing grip?! I didn’t train you to struggle lifting       a girl, Dave. I got him. Put me down.❞

[xlizewski]

 ❝ Oh... Thank god. I kinda just wanted to get some pizza after this instead. --- You in? ❞ he says, extremely relieved that they aren’t going back out to fight crime. Sure, Dave likes protecting this city and all the people that live here, but some nights he would just rather get a $1 slice of pizza and watch Netflix with a friend.   

❝ Hey-- I went to the gym this morning and, uh, worked out my arms.. They still feel like noodles...  ❞  he lies, trying to steady his breathing. Once Mindy gives him the indication to put her down, he does so. The cat doesn’t seem to be too mad, if anything, it looks frightened. 

❝--- I think the cat likes you.  ❞

[lindseymorganarchive]

I never got to say goodbye

a six word story (via narniawrites)

[yellowboxmerc-deactivated201904]

“ Have you considered eating a s’more? I hear   they taste incredibly s’more-like. “

{ Tar and crap are totally different flavor profiles!! }                                  [ Kids these days and their frou-frou hippie drinks… ]  { Good coffee clears the mind and the plumbing,    if you know what I mean!! }                                  [ Yes…Unfortunately… ]      

[xlizewski]

❝  Well, yeah.. But this is like, a coffee and a s’more mixed together---! You gotta try it. ❞

[tctally-blog]

(  ❝ ; xlizewski​. *

    ❝ HEY ! hello, can you help me with          something?  i need to know where          the nearest comic book store is? ❞          LORD knows  she’s  not looking to          buy  for   her  personal   collection,           but josh’s birthday was coming up,          &       her father had INSISTED she           buy him a present. and after finding          his old ‘action figures’, she guesses          a    comic   or two   would    suffice.          ugh, siblings.      they weren’t even          related & he was still ruining her life.

[xlizewski]

“ Uh… Hey. — A comic book store? Yeah…There’s, uh, one down the street. It’s called Atomic Comics. ”

Dave has been waiting for this question his whole life; and it was coming from a cute girl?  Is this REAL life? Something has to be up. 

[staunchismsa-blog]

     “—- Y’tryin’ t’become a white girl?”

[xlizewski]

“ NO--! Can’t a guy enjoy a Smores frap every once in awhile?”

[yellowboxmerc-deactivated201904]

“ What ever happened to coffee? “

{ Are we sure this dude is a dude?!! } [ The face says yes. The drink order disagrees… ] { That’s it!! Hand over the Man Card, and no one gets hurt!! }

“ You know. Pitch black, scalding hot. Sorta tastes like tar? “ 

[xlizewski]

❝  No offence, but I’d rather spend two dollars on something that tastes like a freakin’ smore, than something that tastes like crap.  ❞

[xlizewski]

meet the muse!

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|| THE BASICS ||

name: David Lizewski nickname(s): Dave, Kick Ass, Ass Kick, Dumbass Age: 18 species: Human

|| PERSONAL ||

morality: lawful / neutral / chaotic ||| good / gray / evil religious belief: Judaism  sins: lust / greed / gluttony / sloth / pride / envy / wrath  virtues: chastity / charity / diligence / humility / kindness /patience / justice primary goals in life:  To fight crime and protect the city. languages known: English, some Spanish from high school classes. secrets: He showers naked. ;) quirks: Very awkward at times, big nerd, gets jealous easily, loses his glasses a lot. savvies: Comics, frappucinos, pizza,  teenage boy things.

|| PHYSICAL ||

build: slender / scrawny /bony / fit / athletic / herculean / babyfat / pudgy / obese / other height: 5′10 weight: – 150lbs scars/birthmarks: Tons of scars all over his body due to the hit and run.  abilities/powers: Good at running his mouth, but not so much at fighting.  restrictions: He has no powers. Only damaged nerve endings that give him a high pain tolerance. 

|| FAVOURITES ||

favourite food: Pizza favourite drink: Mountain Dew favourite pizza topping: Bacon favourite colour: Green favourite music genre: Alternative indie/ some rap. favourite book genre: Superheros/Comics favourite movie genre: Sci-Fi favourite season: Fall favourite butt type: Any booty is good for Dave. favourite curse word: Shit! favourite scent: Vanilla favourite quote: “ Not everyone is meant to make a difference. But for me, the choice to lead an ordinary life is no longer an option “

|| FUN STUFF ||

bottom or top: Depends? loud burper or soft burper: Loud burper  sings in the shower: yes / no likes bad puns: yes / no

their opinion on the mun: Would not fuck with.

was tagged by: todliich

tagging: ALL OF MY LOVELY FOLLOWERS

[xlizewski]

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[outlawiism-archived]

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[yellowboxmerc-deactivated201904]

“ Is that actually a drink? “

{ What the fuck does that even MEAN?!! }                                     [ I think it’s a kind of coffee… ] { Half that was in French!! }   

[xlizewski]

❝ Uh, yeah--! it’s awesome. ❞ 

[photosetos]

[xlizewski]

“This doesn’t taste like a low fat Smores Frappucino...”

[supervivientc-blog]

“—- Wow. That’s-… actually really nice of you, kid. I mean, y’look  like shit, but for a good reason.”

She’s very gentle, cleaning the wound. She can’t help but remain a tiny bit concerned– whoever he fought clearly  wasn’t shitting around. 

“Y’know, before you jump into a fight with multiple people, you  check out who seems the strongest. If he’s out first, the rest are a lot easier to take on.”

[xlizewski]

“-- Yeah, I tried going for the biggest guy first but that’s how I ended up like this.” he says as she cleans his wound. It didn’t hurt much due to his high pain tolerance; which came from damaged nerve endings that happened after hit and run a few years back.

“At least I distracted them long enough for the kid to run away.” Dave lightly flinches at the sting the hydrogen peroxide leaves. 

“So, uh, how do you know so much about fighting?”

[theseamericanwings-deactivated2]

“Then why are you still on the ground?”.

[xlizewski]

“Uh… I dropped one of my contacts                 —- Found it.”