[xluria]

me: I've got an ace up my sleeve

me: *slowly pulls smirking asexual out of my enormous sleeve*

[xluria]

person: god dang it

god: IT HAS BEEN DANGED

[mizzmello]

@ the ppl who claim Light had a long and tumultuous downfall to insanity caused by the “power of the notebook”…. he’s literally calling himself God and screaming at a TV halfway into the second episode? I mean, relatable, but hardly a journey…

[portaljumper339]

Dude saw the slippery slope and decided to grab a sled

[tastefullyoffensive]

This is as pure as it gets. (via Filth800)

[lovlae]

u know what my biggest pet peeve is? when someone is like genuinely very mean to others and when they’re called out on their behavior they’re like “sorry i’m just a bitch xoxo” like yes u sure are!!!!! not something u should be proud of

[flandelle-deactivated20180712]

[kiophen]

uh oh!

uh oh!

[onlytwitterpics]

[beep-beep-baby]

millie is great

[khevinday]

when you make one of your oc’s hella smart but then suddenly don’t know how you’re going to write them bc you’re a fucking dumbass

[thisiskindagross]

Contract Girls

[aquamgemma-deactivated20150201]

when you’re in a rp and it doesn’t even make chronological sense for those two characters to be interacting

[thephoenixnomore]

When you keep going because the thread turns out to be lit

[deathandmysticism]

Human skeletons displayed with a snake skeleton, representing Laocoön and his sons, a preparation by Josef Hyrtl, Wellcome Images, ca. 1929

[onlycouples]

[hiccups]

Hatchlings dart out of it, greeting them excitedly and inciting chaos. Toothless is overwhelmed by their manic picking and scratching. Cloudjumper balks and sends them scattering. {x}

[delistylehardcore-deactivated20]

this panel from tails gets trolled is genuinely a level of expressive that i am constantly TRYING to achieve with my own art i’ve always been so genuinely stricken by this panel and how such a crude drawing managed to be so expressive and so strongly evocative of a very specific emotion

[fake]

So I bought the first Animal Crossing for Gamecube and I forgot how truly ridiculous it was.

I asked my villager Stu if he needed any favors, and he said that he lent his glasses case to Aurora and needed it back. So I go to Aurora and ask to pick up the item to which she replies that Monique came up and snatched it from her. I go to Monique who tells me that Belle told her she needed it and to go yell at her. I travel to Belle who says that she forgot the glasses case wasn’t hers and she let Tad borrow it. SOOO I find Tad’s house and see him walking into it. I enter his house and proceed to get lectured about having a bee sting. Tad apparently gets so worked up about the fact that I won’t tell him why I was walking around shaking trees in the first place that he becomes furious, tells me I deserved to get stung, and refuses to talk to me. I had to leave his house and go do other shit for awhile before I came back and finally got the glasses case. I go back to Stu who gives me an entire bed for my troubles.

Anyways they should remaster this game