{/he’s still digging through his room trying to find the kitten or cat or whatever the hell is making that horrible scretching, when his phone vibrates in response)
Tox ya mother fucker {/he growls out as he reads through the reply. of course it had to have been something like that. and of course it had to involve a certain terrorist)
{sms} what the acTUAL FUCK MAN!
{sms} why the hell do u even have a prerecorded cat yowl??!!!
{/he huffs out doing his best to control his anger with the damned yowling still trying to push him over the edge of sanity)
{sms} if u don’t want every plant in every fish bowl drained ur ass better tell me where the hell it is!
{/starting to make his way back to the brotherhood portal in heukyang he has to keep from practically cackling to himself}
[sms]:Because reasons! cat yowls are annoying as fuck! And! And! A certain incident where my peppermint patties were fucking replaced with chocolate covered toothpaste requires retaliation!!! I KNOW IT WAS YOU BEACH TRASH!!! NOBODY ELSE KNEW!
{/stepping through the portal he starts to make his way over to the damn guards room, only half remembering what exactly he had done a few days back before typing a hasty response as his precious plants are threatened}
[sms]: THEY ARENT FISH BOWLS THEY ARE TERRARIUMS!!!!!! AND YOU WOULDNT FUCKING DARE!!! ME LAS PAGARAS TODITAS PINCHE BASURA DEL MAR!!!!!
{/kicking the door tox practically makes the shittiest entrance before the yowls reach his hears and hes making various hand gestures} Fuck, that’s louder than i remember. And! And! Before you go fucking touching my plants! I may or may not have forgotten where exactly i places said recording......but! it is in the ugliest stuffed animal i could find. You havent notices an addition among the others have you?

















