-MeAndTheMajor-

➤ ☿ Mordred. ࣪ ִֶָ☾. ╰┈➤ 🜍 HE/THEY 𓃪 ╰┈➤ entirely insane.

[xmeandthemajor]

Decided I should probably make some sort of intro Post. Or whatever.

Hi! My name is Mordred! I have more names actually but that’s like. The main one. Yk?

Anyways, welcome to hell, lovely hostages I mean viewers of my blog !

As you can probably tell, I like Belle and Sebastian. Like. A lot.

You can expect general nonsense, journal/diary type shit idk man

Also, I am 15, my birthday is May 31 (remember it. It’s the day of my Ascension!) and I am a goth ,

Oh and I like ace attorney

(I reached the fucking tag limit I’m sobbing)

[xmeandthemajor]

Saw Belle and Sebastian last night and hhdhjshdhd holyyyy dhit holy shit holy shiiitt I got an if you’re feeling sinister shirt

[dragon-in-a-fez]

I just walked past a house that had this flag flying in the yard:

and I was like, oh, what pride flag is that? like the girl in the meme comic. anyway yeah turns out it's the flag of the international communist volunteer brigade that fought in the Spanish civil war

[dragon-in-a-fez]

same house is now flying the Starry Plough, a flag used by a socialist Irish republican group called the Irish Citizen Army starting in 1914.

I'm enthralled

[faggotron1]

@xmeandthemajor is this you.

[xmeandthemajor]

It’s going to be me.

[xmeandthemajor]

Woke up in a cold sweat at like. Noon today cause I remembered that I have to to see animal farm.

Pleaaaaaseee spare me i am but a little red bastard pleaaaasse pleaaaaaaaaaaseeeeee

I need to be shot in a ditch.

[xmeandthemajor]

@faggotron1 you’re dying with me today comrade. There’s no escaping it.

[xmeandthemajor]

Woke up in a cold sweat at like. Noon today cause I remembered that I have to to see animal farm.

Pleaaaaaseee spare me i am but a little red bastard pleaaaasse pleaaaaaaaaaaseeeeee

I need to be shot in a ditch.

[mitchipedia]

[faggotron1]

SOME THINGS SHOULD NOT NEET A FUCKING PASSWORD

[xmeandthemajor]

absolutely. and some things dont need an app. most things dont need either.

[xmeandthemajor]

Updated my human maul design cause I like this one more

[xmeandthemajor]

Whahahahahavahab it’s nearly midnight I’m tweaking I made this like last. Month. Time isn’t real.

[cufufle]

Me after eating a guitar: Strumtious!

[xmeandthemajor]

This genuinely nearly took me out.

Our sense of humour is. A bit. Odd

[xmeandthemajor]

The guitar was simply fanTABulous.

I’m so sorry

[youllneverguesswhyim]

jesus fucking christ

[xmeandthemajor]

He had zero part in this, that was all me and my 1000 years of twisted genius

[duckofmisfortuneoffical]

Mordred stop scaring the commoners

[xmeandthemajor]

no.

[duckofmisfortuneoffical]

stop scaring the commoners or no more Lily pictures

[xmeandthemajor]

why must you be so CRUEL auuughghhhh hfajsmf i will consider it.

[cufufle]

Me after eating a guitar: Strumtious!

[xmeandthemajor]

This genuinely nearly took me out.

Our sense of humour is. A bit. Odd

[xmeandthemajor]

The guitar was simply fanTABulous.

I’m so sorry

[youllneverguesswhyim]

jesus fucking christ

[xmeandthemajor]

He had zero part in this, that was all me and my 1000 years of twisted genius

[duckofmisfortuneoffical]

Mordred stop scaring the commoners

[xmeandthemajor]

no.

[cufufle]

Me after eating a guitar: Strumtious!

[xmeandthemajor]

This genuinely nearly took me out.

Our sense of humour is. A bit. Odd

[xmeandthemajor]

The guitar was simply fanTABulous.

I’m so sorry

[youllneverguesswhyim]

jesus fucking christ

[xmeandthemajor]

He had zero part in this, that was all me and my 1000 years of twisted genius

[cufufle]

Me after eating a guitar: Strumtious!

[xmeandthemajor]

This genuinely nearly took me out.

Our sense of humour is. A bit. Odd

[xmeandthemajor]

The guitar was simply fanTABulous.

I’m so sorry

[cufufle]

Me after eating a guitar: Strumtious!

[xmeandthemajor]

This genuinely nearly took me out.

Our sense of humour is. A bit. Odd

[marshmallow-dust]

its his birthday today

[marshmallow-dust]

okay uhh lore drop beneath the cut

so basically he's this guy. his name is Owen.

i have known him my whole life, because I've never switched schools and I've been at my school since I was a toddler.

in September, i was considering switching schools for similar reasons as why I'm considering jumping to high school (if you wanna hear about that I can find you the post where I talked about it.) and at the first school dance, (that was supposed to be my last week there) he pulled me aside from the group and said that he liked me as more than a friend and he thought this might be his last chance to tell me. I panicked and didn't want to hurt his feelings so I said that I liked him back when really I didn't.

that was a mistake.

he then bullied me for 4 months straight, and then I told him the truth at the January dance. he cried and stuff. very sad night.

he hasn't really stopped bullying me, but it's not nearly as bad as it was before.

and uhh yeah :)

[holybananapants]

oh god thats awful dude-

i really hope he pisses the fuck off becasue that dickhead sounds horrible. im so so sorry youre dealing with that and im always here to talk :) [smiley face]

[marshmallow-dust]

thank you so much it hasn't been fun :)

[duckofmisfortuneoffical]

hi! It’s woodchipper time :3

[marshmallow-dust]

i just laughed so loud my dad came to check on me

im in the basement

[duckofmisfortuneoffical]

@xmeandthemajor

you are needed

for woodchipper purposes

[xmeandthemajor]

Aight, it’s chipping time!

[duckofmisfortuneoffical]

mord why are you awake at 2:57 am

[xmeandthemajor]

I forgot

[marshmallow-dust]

its his birthday today

[marshmallow-dust]

okay uhh lore drop beneath the cut

so basically he's this guy. his name is Owen.

i have known him my whole life, because I've never switched schools and I've been at my school since I was a toddler.

in September, i was considering switching schools for similar reasons as why I'm considering jumping to high school (if you wanna hear about that I can find you the post where I talked about it.) and at the first school dance, (that was supposed to be my last week there) he pulled me aside from the group and said that he liked me as more than a friend and he thought this might be his last chance to tell me. I panicked and didn't want to hurt his feelings so I said that I liked him back when really I didn't.

that was a mistake.

he then bullied me for 4 months straight, and then I told him the truth at the January dance. he cried and stuff. very sad night.

he hasn't really stopped bullying me, but it's not nearly as bad as it was before.

and uhh yeah :)

[holybananapants]

oh god thats awful dude-

i really hope he pisses the fuck off becasue that dickhead sounds horrible. im so so sorry youre dealing with that and im always here to talk :) [smiley face]

[marshmallow-dust]

thank you so much it hasn't been fun :)

[duckofmisfortuneoffical]

hi! It’s woodchipper time :3

[marshmallow-dust]

i just laughed so loud my dad came to check on me

im in the basement

[duckofmisfortuneoffical]

@xmeandthemajor

you are needed

for woodchipper purposes

[xmeandthemajor]

Aight, it’s chipping time!

[xmeandthemajor]

I MISS YOU LOTS :<

I MISS YOU TOO ! ! IM JUST CURRENTLY ON ANOTHER CONTINENT! I GOT THIS ASK WHILE ON THE BUS LOOKINF AT MY DOOMED YAOI !

[xmeandthemajor]

WAAAA IM SEEINT BELLE AND SEBASTIAN LIVE IN MAY!!!!! ITS A FEW DAYS BEFORE MY BIRTHDAY TOO!!!! THEYRE PERFORMING IF YOURE FEELING SINISTER!!! I THINK IM GONNA ASCEND!!

Making a Me and the Major bracelet too btw !!