Margaritaaa❤

.justme.

[just-shower-thoughts]

I think it be interesting if every single footprint ever made by humans could be seen - I wonder how much land has NEVER been stood on by a human.

[xmimiluvsjesseo]

Where have you been all my life.

[just-shower-thoughts]

When I’m 70, I’ll be yelling at kids to get off my wifi instead of my lawn.

[just-shower-thoughts]

In alcohol’s defense I’ve done some pretty dumb shit while completely sober too.

[xmimiluvsjesseo]

Probably even worse shit.

[just-shower-thoughts]

I correct autocorrect more than it autocorrects my text.

[xmimiluvsjesseo]

My life y'all

[just-shower-thoughts]

Finding out stripper poles spin in place (instead of strippers around the poles) is the grown-up’s finding out Santa isn’t real.

[xmimiluvsjesseo]

Mind blown...

[just-shower-thoughts]

“A nut for a jar of tuna” is the same backwards

[officialwhitegirls]

when has this sentence ever been said naturally for you to realize this

[just-shower-thoughts]

In the cars universe, Mater lived in a car parts yard so he was living with body parts basically.

[slayv]

[cute-baby-animals]

[snobbyprivateschoolbitch-deacti]

Oh god I need to share this with the world

[wasteofcum-deactivated20120810]

[a-spork-with-feelings]

No words neeeded

[xmimiluvsjesseo]

Bahahahahaha. Are you kidding me right now?!

[perrfectly]

I like how sleeping next to someone means more than sex sometimes, the body’s way of saying ‘I trust you to be by my side at my most vulnerable time,’ you have no defenses when you are asleep, you tell no lies

Eric Shaw (via uptional)

The truth in this.

[depressingxthings]

[unexplained-events]

Duende

A mom (Argentina) captures a strange creature while filming her son. She believes it to be a Duende, which is a fairy or goblin-like creature from Latin American or Filipino folklore.

Video

[nahimoffthis-deactivated2018091]

lmfao

[tiredandbloody]

Stay woke

[antiandrogen]

stop

[whitegirlsaintshit]

HELL NAWL HELL NAWL HELL NAWL HELL NAWL HELL NAWL MALCOLM JANAWL WARNER KAREEM ABDUL JANAWL JUVENAWL PAUL NAWL

[tarynel]

Bitch wtf

[thottieauntie-deactivated201604]

NOOOO NO NO WHAT IF PANS LABYRINTH IS REAL I’M CRYING

[bougieauntie-deactivated]

Imma take this henny Bruh

[iztac-coatl-deactivated20190408]

My mom would tell me when I was a kid that my tio would see these whence was a kid in Mexico

[planetsandstuff-deactivated2023]

My grandma would tell us stories upon stories of when she or family members encountered duendes. She says they almost stole her, almost pushed her cousin off a cliff, and caused mischief around her home in Puebla.

[aaaaciid-deactivated20200312]

OMG my cousins would always tell me about these lil Devils and how they would steal everything that’s why everything went missing

[kiddneys]

This shit is so real my aunt says her sister was kidnapped when they were playing in the maiz fields mmmmmm ave Maria purisima

[thecorsetdiary]

My Pa has some mad fucking crazy duende stories in Mexico. I’m out.

[extraterra-celeste-blog]

Everyone layout your stories here I want to listen to them ☕️☕️

[xmimiluvsjesseo]

Ooeeeyyy coocooeyyy

[sixpenceeeblog]

A baby elephant’s first time at the beach!

[xmimiluvsjesseo]

Umffff. Makes my heart smile!

[sixpenceee]

(GIF found here)

[xmimiluvsjesseo]

Awesome.

[sixpenceee]

A Texas flood survivor moved to his roof.

[xmimiluvsjesseo]

THATS TEXANS FOR YA!

[bard-of-spoons]

I made an edit for you. :3 @sixpenceee

[sixpenceee]

I LOVE IT

[xmimiluvsjesseo]

Awwww