A mean drill sergeant was addressing a squad of twenty-five exhausted men and said:Â
"I have a nice cushy job for the laziest man here. Raise your hand if you are the laziest."
24 tired blokes quickly raised their hands, and the sergeant asked the other man "why didn't you raise your hand?"
The man replied: "Too much trouble raising the hand, Sarge."
I knew a guy who was so lazy he married a pregnant woman.










