S. HOLMES

the woods are lovely, dark and deep. but I have promises to keep. and miles to go before I sleep, and miles to go before I sleep. {indie elementary!sherlock.}

[governmentofficial]

"Obviously. It could be worse though."

[xmrholmes]

     "Spoken like a true addict." 

[governmentofficial]

"Alcohol is legal to buy, opiates are not. This fact alone makes my little problem with substance abuse far more acceptable than yours.”

[xmrholmes]

           "Maybe so, but it is still an addiction."

[governmentofficial]

"No. I think the one who was stupid enough to be caught being addicted to drugs should be the owner of that title."

[xmrholmes]

       "Pot kettle and black, brother. Whilst I freely admit         the opiates I used were far more...extreme, you seem         to discount your own addiction."

[goodbyeeveryone2015-deactivated]

xmrholmes

        ❝   —I’ve simply    no time to spare,                   my attention is swarmed with the                   political failures as of late in London.    ❞

[xmrholmes]

            "-----Sorry, that sounded eerily familiar.              I've just had de ja vu of childhood. No               time to spare even for your brother?" 

[governmentofficial]

"Says the family idiot."

[xmrholmes]

         "Funny, I thought father was the family idiot." 

[governmentofficial]

"I fail to see the difference."

[xmrholmes]

        "Yes well I don't suppose you would.            Lack of intelligence." 

[crackshotcunt-saved]

+ xmrholmes

'Didn't think you'd sink low enough to move to Yankee country.'

[xmrholmes]

      "Which brings us to the inevitable question --        why are you here?" 

[euglassiaxwatsonia-deactivated2]

       ”Something will come up     eventually Sherlock. Patience     is a virtue.”

[xmrholmes]

      "Silence is also a virtue, yet people        still feel the need to small talk." 

[governmentofficial]

"I honestly hadn’t planned on doing so, brother dear."

"Now, speaking of day jobs, how is that little detective business of yours going? Well, I hope?"

[xmrholmes]

       "As I have stated multiple times, I am         a consulting detective. Not a detective."

[euglassiaxwatsonia-deactivated2]

       ”No he hasn’t. Marcus said there’s     been a lack of crimes and reports lately.     Maybe all the criminals decided to take     a vacation.”

[xmrholmes]

    -- And cue the sulking expression.         "Boring. This is of no use to us,         Watson. What good are consulting         detectives if we don't consult." 

[governmentofficial]

"I’ve been practising my humour recently. Doing well, aren’t I?"

[xmrholmes]

            "Yes, well, don't quit your day job, brother." 

[governmentofficial]

"Why wouldn’t I? I am forced to come over to this country for business reasons every now and again, so I fail to see why I couldn’t pop in and visit my darling little brother for a day or two when I am here."

[xmrholmes]

        "You never told me you were funny." 

[governmentofficial]

"I concur. Would you like me bring you some proper tea when I next visit you?"

[xmrholmes]

          "That implies you're going to visit again." 

[xmrholmes]

        "American tea is the bane of my existence."

[euglassiaxwatsonia-deactivated2]

       ”Sorry, the cowboy lingerie she     was wearing this morning confused     me.”

[xmrholmes]

      "She did look rather fetching. I digress, Watson --        has Captain Gregson contacted you?" 

[xmrholmes]

                                              From a d r o p of  water,                                                a logician could infer the                                               possibility  of an Atlantic                                               or a Niagra -----------                                               without  having seen  or                                               heard of either one.                                                indie          elementary!sherlock                                               fandom       &        oc     friendly.                                                formerly recoveringheroinaddict                                                                   i | ii | iii                           

[xmrholmes]

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