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washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes

hiveswap

Not now, kitten, m- da- m- your parental figure is in the middle of a gender crisis

is it too much to ask for disabled people to have normal lives or access to accommodations that make their lives normal?

#i don’t about it enough because my brain can’t even comprehend why that’s not the default #i have a very hard time understanding why

hate watching england vs france

doped-up-marxist

fabioquartararhoe

this account is safe space for evil women. you’re loved and seen diva

it’s always the last bite of chicken that gets me feels like im biting off that shit straight from the coop fucking hell

#im nauseated #help

what even is the point of formula one anymore

i didn’t pull an all nighter the all nighter pulled me

im yet to meet someone who is willing to pay me 9 million dollars to stay away from their daughter/son

skipping the song i just put on... bestie u ok??

eymurn

In your 20s, you'll feel like you're losing the race. It's important to understand that there is no race.

deejwalker

I do NOT support all queer people. A shocking amount of you fuckers are completely off your fucking rocker with racism.

tourfilm

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this