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TEXT ✉ JETT HAYES.

Brinley: I dunno. I'm not your PR, dude, I'm just the social media chick.

Brinley: Good. Then you, me, dancing and drinking in your living room before you tear into me. Deal?

Jett: I love Florida.

#( jh )#text #(w brinley roberts)

dreamcityscapes-blog

Fuck Buzzfeed, as per usual...

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dreamcityscapes:

But I hate that Apple provided news app thing I actually took the time to download the NYT app and take my parents’ subscription and use that. But fine, yes, everyone gets those.

Oh, I was picturing you like a Disney villain just sucking the greenery out of nearby grass and shit, but of course you turned that dig into an intellectual quip you are Too Much for me.

And what about the rainforests we can save those!!

Ohh, your parents’ subscription. So worldly.

I enjoy being thought of as the villain, thank you.

Then plant a fucking tree dude, but don’t come crying to me when the poison frogs evolve enough to spit darts at you.

#( ds )#dash #(w grayson fletcher)

TEXT ✉ JETT HAYES.

Brinley: Do you honestly give a shit about that anyways? Besides, I'm your social media guide. And I'm not going to have any public cameras on you.

Brinley: Or you could just put on some music and dance with me. Alone.

Jett: I have to pretend to, don't I?

Jett: I like the sound of that. You know how much I like to dance with you.

#( jh )#text #(w brinley roberts)

TEXT ✉ GREGORY WRIGHT.

Logan: Perfect.

Logan: I'll see you tomorrow night, then. Get myself pampered properly before then.

Gregory: Make sure you scrub off the Axe bodyspray smell. You know I hate that.

#( gw )#text #(w logan wright)

TEXT ✉ JETT HAYES.

Brinley: No. I want to go out dancing, be groped and and manhandled and fucked hard again.

Jett: Then I'm your man.

Jett: We'll just have to make sure I'm not seen "cheating" on Finley with you.

Jett: Though that may get her more followers so I don't think she'd care.

#( jh )#text #(w brinley roberts)

TEXT ✉ GREGORY WRIGHT.

Logan: You're too good for me sometimes.

Logan: When do we leave?

Gregory: Remember that.

Gregory: Tomorrow night; we have a late flight but that means we'll arrive in Paris on your birthday.

#( gw )#text #(w logan wright)

TEXT ✉ GREGORY WRIGHT.

Logan: I'll have you. What else do I need?

Gregory: Champagne, usually. But we'll have that ready for us in first class.

#( gw )#text #(w logan wright)

TEXT ✉ JETT HAYES.

Brinley: Perfect. Let me come over so you can use me.

Jett: You didn't get enough last night?

#( jh )#text #(w brinley roberts)

TEXT ✉ GREGORY WRIGHT.

Logan: Maybe I won't bring anything but my passport.

Gregory: That's very light.

#( gw )#text #(w logan wright)

TEXT ✉ JETT HAYES.

Brinley: Ditch whatever bimbo of the day you have and let me come over.

Jett: I don't have a bimbo today.

#( jh )#text #(w brinley roberts)

dreamcityscapes-blog

Fuck Buzzfeed, as per usual...

xnfinite-blog

dreamcityscapes:

How dare you. How dare. How.

I get notifications from the New York Times! I attempt to be worldly. And not everything - I think we’re pretty much on the same page about attempting to the save the environment. Unless you gain power by sucking the life out of nature???

Oh sweetie. Everyone gets notifications from some major newspaper. It’s a pre-loaded app. You aren’t special.

There’s a lot of power in nature. Sexually powerful aphrodisiacs, intellectually boosting superfoods, Not to mention the abundance of energy no one wants to tap into. It’s not save the environment, it’s recycle and reuse.

#( ds )#dash #(w grayson fletcher)

TEXT ✉ GREGORY WRIGHT.

Logan: I do love buying lingerie in Paris almost as much as I like wearing lingerie in Paris.

Logan: Plus, you can help pick it out with me.

Gregory: That sounds like a much better plan to me.

Gregory: We can pack light.

#( gw )#text #(w logan wright)

TEXT ✉ GREGORY WRIGHT.

Logan: You're only 13 years older than me baby. We're not that far apart generationally.

Logan: But it does drive me crazy when the sexiest man in the room pretends not to notice how good I look in slutty lingerie.

Logan: Speaking of which, how much should I pack for Paris?

Gregory: And you do look so good in slutty lingerie.

Gregory: So you should definitely pack plenty of that. Or if you pack nothing but your essentials, we can pick the rest up there.

#( gw )#text #(w logan wright)

TEXT ✉ GREGORY

Elodie: And some people are just idiots and don't know what a sugar baby is.

Elodie: I'm considering it. Don't tell anyone that I'll kiss them just yet.

Elodie: And then you'll become my fairy godfather. Or y'know. My fairy pimpfather.

Gregory: To be fair, you are a very specific niche of the sugar baby category, or kept women as they used to be called. Usually a mistress, usually in a physical relationship, just not a married couple. So the woman is kept hidden but comfortable. You, on the other hand, like to be shown off for a price.

Gregory: Your secret is safe with me.

#( gw )#text #(w eloide burns)

ncwyorker:

She’s only 18 months. When she can talk, we’ll teach her to say please and thank you. And… To be honest, I’m not entirely worried about historical accuracy at my thanksgiving table. I’m more about, y’know. The pie. And telling my wife how thankful I am for her.

The food is good. And there’s a lot of tradition that goes into. I just think it’s an overlooked holiday simply because Christmas is more commercial.

#( mf )#dash #(w rueben kincaid)

TEXT ✉ GREGORY WRIGHT.

Logan: You were hot. And you weren't paying attention to me. I didn't like that.

Logan: We can figure out gifts and trees when we come back.

Logan: And I've been thinking maybe it's time we throw a party of our own. Kind of like the one we met at. You can invite your whore and I can invite my toy and we can torment them together.

Gregory: I grew up in a generation where you ignored the woman you were interested in. It was supposed to drive them crazy and it works every now and then still.

Gregory: You're so cruel sometimes.

#( gw )#text #(w logan wright)

TEXT ✉ GREGORY

Elodie: You're welcome, babe.

Elodie: Mmm, well, I wanted to start low. I mean, it's not sex. I've had a little... Negative feedback recently, over the fact that I don't fuck people. Or let them touch me.

Elodie: How about $40? $50?

Elodie: Exactly. Maybe one day I'll actually bite. If you find me a 20/30 something rich, hot guy with a big dick, that is. Maybe I'll push it to 40 something. If they're as hot as you.

Gregory: Some people don't read the fine print. It's how you suck in the suckers. But if you're moving up from being a glamorous companion to the girlfriend experience, then I say $50 is a good addition for some public displays of affection.

Gregory: One of these days, I'll try to pull through for you.

#( gw )#text #(w eloide burns)

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