Fuck Buzzfeed, as per usual...
dreamcityscapes:
I don’t know whether to be super excited or super scared since you may just eat me alive, but, I mean. You’re you, so I’ll take it. And I’ll work on the eating thing.
I don’t even know, Brinley, I go through periods of existential crisis about life. It also doesn’t help that El and Jake were like, super cute together this weekend and it put me in a mood. It happens on occasion. But that is so good to know. I feel like that’s a bucket list thing - bang an instagram model or something.
FUCK. You have touched gods.
I don’t fuck guys who can’t handle it. I mean, sometimes I go for the softies, but normally I like the ones with a little bite. And I think you could definitely handle me.
I got one better for you if you’re tired of your ex and her adorbs fiancee. I’m making Hayes throw a small party as a weird version of foreplay. Come to his house for a party with some of the team, drag a couple girls you may know, and I’ll invite some of my instahos to show up too. You’ll definitely get laid.
What can I say. They’re rough on and off the ice.










