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Ohnyeab uh pride.🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

Give us money 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 and ignore that we hate gays the rest of the year and also in countries where its cool to hate gays 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

localairport

Look we have a gay airplane on staff. So inclusive. Tee hee. We didnt ask if it wanted to be all over our pride adverts but here it is anyway.

peri

one time on halloween my dad got piss drunk and started talking strictly in effortless rhyme. at one point while doing so, he started talking about his history in war. he has never been to war

peri

enki2

mx-dorkboy

Anyway adults saying “I don’t know isn’t an answer” is part of the reason I learned to lie and bluff so well.

mx-dorkboy

Really though, what was that about? I don’t know is a valid answer. It communicates very clearly that the child cannot answer your question, and therefore maybe needs more help understanding the question/situation. Why do you try and push them to give an answer they don’t have? That stresses them out and it makes them feel like they’re being punished for not knowing something.

logically-asexual

i thought i was the only one with an “i don’t know” problem because my parents made it seem it was the strangest and also most horrible thing in the world. i genuinely didn’t know and they got angry and that only blocked my thoughts more which meant i didn’t know the answer to anything else.

kitvalkyrie

THIS ^^^

nyxwoven

Also “I don’t know” is a commonly used sentence for children with ADHD/Autism. We DON’T know why we can’t do our homework. We DON’T know why we can’t eat certain foods sometimes. We DON’T know why we forgot to do a chore. It’s really distressing when you genuinely don’t know and people think you’re just lying or indifferent

animentality

ur-favorite-fishgirl

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

highladyluck

Hello my beautiful human body! I’ve invited you here today to discuss adopting non-mucus-based solutions to common challenges—

xn3city

innerchildabortionclinic

PARENT: I got "rubber duck" for my child's "bath" and she loves it.

AUTISM RESPONSE: Rubber ducks and other rubber bath toys can accumulate mold on the inside because of small holes underneath where moisture becomes trapped. The mold often goes unnoticed because it's not visible from the outside.

CORRECT RESPONSE(?): That's nice, I am unaware of how mold could impact this situation.

severalowls

fuck people who reblog posts which contradict each other. no! be explicitly clear

samus-arans-sweaty-pits-n-balls

Bless people who reblog contradictory posts. Become unknowable.

dapper-lil-arts

Apparently there's a trend today of drawing terrible comics. I'm gleefully throwing my hat in. happy june all

biscuitfacegrey

I come to you humbly asking for some more of your college au versions of Virgil or mayhaps even Remus? No pressure, I hope you’re having a good day :]

how about both. how about both of them.

asprinisnotacatch-all

Look, we all know Roman talks in his sleep. It's canon, DWIT, It's old news, whatever.

But Remus?

This, now this is a man who sleepwalks. Not like "oh haha I woke up outside haha silly me haha XD" No.

This man wakes up and he's in Janus' bed. When did he get there? How? Nobody knows. All they know is he went to sleep in his own room, and woke up in someone elses.

Half the reason Virgil left was because he'd wake up with mister Cling-Wrap over here suctioned to his side at like 4am.

Janus has tried many methods to stop it, it never works. Remus has no issues with being treated like a damn werewolf on a full moon, chained down, locked up, the whole nine yards, he doesn't care. He likes it, even, claims he sleeps better that way.

It never works. Not. Once. Janus has even locked his own damn door, put a fucking bookshelf infront of it. Didn't work, he woke up, and stinky boy was right there, dead asleep, wrapped around him.

Janus even once conjured a snake to watch over Remus the whole night, because he was convinced Remus was doing this on purpose, because there was just no way he got himself out of all of that in his sleep.

He was, in fact, solidy asleep, the whole time. Dead. Fucking. Asleep.

It's impossible, the shit he can go through just to cling to someone else. Batshit insane.

It wouldn't even be that bad, really, if he didn't snore so damn loud. Not to mention the screaming.

He reeks, but Janus, even Virgil, got accustomed to it after some time, but the snoring?? There's no sleeping through that. Borderline screaming. And then he actually does scream. A lot. Like so much. Every night, blood curdling screeching right into your ear. Every night.

Janus hasn't slept soundly in years and it's most of the reason he's so pissed at Virgil for leaving because at least then they alternated, because yeah, sleepwalking Remus kept a schedule.

But now?

Anyway, rant over

sunflowerfander

manifesting a remus and virgil episode where we unpack the anxiety that is caused by intrusive thoughts and also throw some patton in there for the moral failings and janus for the compartmentalization of it all