I guess i should introduce myself...
The name is Hunter Clarington. I’m here for one reason and one reason only and thats because my parents are giants assholes and are forcing me to be here. So that basically means that i don’t give a shit about this job which means i can be as much as a dick as i want to, don’t get offended if i insult you i only speak the truth.
So with that being said fuck you all and i don’t look forward to working with any of you. Oh and one last thing if you’re hot hit me up, i need to find some new people to fuck around with in this place.
You mean to tell me that Gunther hired you? By choice?
I guess, welcome to the Spotlight Diner. Try not to be too much of a dick, especially to customers with hot coffee. You might get a dick bath of hot coffee.















