J Gold

Born and raised in sunny Los Angeles. Avid champagne drinker/connoisseur. Always speak my mind. Frequent spa goer and lover of all things pretty. If you like it follow it.

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Captured Monday moments, #onlyAlexandra

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Dinner with the Arch Nemesis

I hate well that's a strong word so I will go with despise, when you go meet everyone at dinner and realize your arch nemesis is at the table sitting next to your boyfriend. First thought bitch looks terrible, immediately I feel better. Second thought my life is amazingly better than her and I am just going to chug champagne and sit right next to her terribly highlighted hair.

As the glasses keep coming I start becoming super friendly to her and we talk the bullshit all through dinner. Obviously I don't remember a thing she said because I don't care but it was at the end of dinner that I realized its not her fault that she is bat shit crazy it sadly for is her just the way she is. From that moment on I decided I will go off on her when the moment is perfect but I will be friendly and fake with her until that moment comes.

Case in point my followers have champagne and be friendly you never know what you might realize.

Xo

J Gold

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My Favorite things all in one picture..my fav budget friendly champagne, blogging on my Surface and of course my adorable dog in the background.

Stop and enjoy the little things.

Xo

J Gold

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Crazy is Good!! Embrace it and rock the crap out of it.

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This song never gets old and I love it more every time I hear it.

Enjoy

J Gold

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Drunk Texts

Drunk Texts Funny New Post on Wordpress

Don’t you love when you wake up from a peaceful slumber to a drunk selfie picture from your father and his new “interesting” girlfriend..First you throw up a little bit in your mouth then you rub your eyes and re check the selfie to make sure this isn’t a dream after your finish that, you ask yourself how the fuck does my dad know what a selfie is.

It is at that moment I realized I need to…

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Brow Problems

Brow Problems Blog Post

When you are looking at someone across the room because they have an awesome outfit and as soon as they get close to you, you realize wow you need a serious brow wax here’s my card and then you run off. Ya that just happened. More green beer please to help me forget the browstrosity..

Let this be a lesson ladies please shape your brows.

xojess

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After spending a week in San Diego laying in the sun and drinking way more than I should my normally glowing skin has started looking like leather face..

Thank God for these life saving products..

1. Clarisonic brush to get rid of all that dried skin works wonders my skin feels like a baby’s bottom.

2. Eminence Strawberry Rhubarb Serum is an obsession. I have been putting it on two times a day if not more just to smell it.

3. Followed by the Jan Marini C-Esta Face Cream..I would die for this product.

A day at a time I am cleaning up my mistakes from the past week and putting all the pieces back together one product and green juice at a time.

xoJess