breadtangle of nerdery

she/her. late night baker, amateur candy historian, good time gal, spaghetti enthusiast.

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The danger of polyamory is that sometimes you forget who you can safely call "bro", and who will instantly assume you hate their face for all eternity if you ever dare call them that.

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Sure, existence is brutal and none of us should try to deny that but have you ever had a chunky baby smile and wave at you at the gas station?!

Elite experience.

[maryschild]

[anais-ninja-bitch]

"Steve Irwin of Los Espookies" gets me every time.

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Los Espookies tho 🤣

[detectivehole]

i'm not actually mad i just like the comedic delivery of righteous but pointless anger

[animatedamerican]

[theroyalsavage]

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The internet: Why did Leanne Morgan say Pedro Pascal's name like that?

Me (living in the south for 18 years): like what

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"So much for the tolerant left..."

We toleratin' where people wanna take a shit, not people who think empathy is a disease, think women shouldn't be able to retract consent for sex, and think the acceptable number of violent guns deaths per year is MORE than ZERO.

Miss me with the I should feel bad. I do not. Charlie Kirk wanted to live by the gun but have other people die by it. That's not how it works. Sure as shit, you'll always get back what you put into this world.

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When I was a kid living in California, in every gas station around they'd have Mexican brand snacks in the front, American snacks in the back. So if you're running in real quick you're ending up with Bimbo over Hostess.

We were extremely transient for a long period of time so I ate a lot of gas station food on the road and I ended up with a frosted toast addiction...

This was so long ago I don't remember what it's actually called and when I Google it I get a bunch of French toast recipes and I feel like this is a prime example of the enshittification of search engines because I used to be able to type literally whatever the fuck was at the top of my brain into Google and it would tell me what I was talking about, what it's actually called, and where to buy or find the object.

Anyhoo...anyone know wtf that frosted toast is called?

[cannibalchicken]

[meeshsen]

Saying I love and adore him and his sense of humor is an understatement lol. Also, those hands mmmmm

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@giraffeonstrike why is he you 😆

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My husband does this thing when we're around a lot of people, especially if he has to be The Guy, where he'll grab my elbow or wrist just lightly and clear his throat.

He had an event at work today and I couldn't be there, and when I asked him how it went he said:

"No available wrist! No available elbow! I wanted to lock myself in my office I was so nervous!"

I stan an anxious king 😆

[ezra-didntreallyfall]

She drinks red bull I drink monster she's cheer captain and i am a lobster

[dampfnudeldove]

shot in the HEAD. and you're to blame. You are not good. At dart game

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Don't do this to me, Tumblr. Don't give me a Pedro Pascal thing to go with my Misha Collins and Jensen Ackles things. I don't have time for this, I'm begging you.

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There's truly nothing better than when I say something to my husband and it makes him take his glasses off and rub his face like "dis bitch, damn"

It's really the soft sigh and the moment he takes to remind himself that he loves me and divorces are expensive. Truly elite 🤣

[depsidase]

[liberalsarecool]

Big Tent progressive politics.

[devils-yui]

Reposting this so it gets to the right people!!

Edit: Saline beats milk—it is AGAINST the usage of pouring milk into your eyes. It is suggesting that if you do not have access to a saline solution or water somehow, milk is your far LAST resort. It’s not a substitute. Use WATER above all else, it’s incredibly accessible

[spnsmile]

Dean's dream 🌸

15x13 incorrectq here we go again~

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