xoxobossip

Need to read up on the latest dirt, spill something that you saw someone do, or confess your deepest thoughts? Then here's the place to do that.

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We want to interview you!

We’re hosting a special event. Because we’re nosy and some of you clearly have things to hide. We’d like to interview you. How this will work is that you like or reply to this post and then we’ll send you out some vague or personal questions, you must answer them. It’s no fun if you skip over some. After you answer the questions you’ll submit them to us and then we’ll post them. We might even make it in a nice little article. That just depends on if you deliever and dish out some good gossip or secrets. Just like/reply to the post and you’ll hear from us within the coming week.

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Who are your least favorite couples?

“I know they’re not a legit couple, but Jimmy and Xyla. Xy, babe, you deserve better than the first boring white boy that gave you attention.”

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"Y’all have either been super boring or super withholding, because my inbox is dry af. Come spill some tea and entertain me.”

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Which couples would you love to see happen?

“Jimmy and Xyla, Damien and Karla, Al and Lincoln, and Cherry and Jax.”

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who do you like for Linden? ;)

"I could get behind them with Adrien, though I’d love for someone a little rougher around the edges to come around and bring out a bit more of their wild side.”

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I'm a little sick of the sports boys

“Aren’t we all? And now we have this new one, Kevin? Fingers crossed this one won’t make us all wanna vom.”

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Who's currently on your radar, just in general???

“Linden, Viktoria, James, Monroe, and Devin.”

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Okay, but is that new Scott guy single because I want to climb him like a tree.

“I don’t know if you mean Scott or Scotty, but either way, get in fucking line, sis. Dream threesome.”

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Roast Hodaya

Nah, I’m good.

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how are we feeling about evan and gus?

I like Evan and I like Gus. So them together, could be a good combo. It’s been awhile since I kept track of all the romances and budding romances, but as soon as I continue to watch them I’ll give my final verdict on my thoughts. 

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christ can jimmy just pick a fucking girl already? honestly sick of this shit and i don't even know him

I’m coming to the conclusion that you all are mean and shady. A) Because you know I don’t want to talk about Jimmy and B) Because you know I’ll throw shade at him whenever I can. Why do you all keep coming into the askbox with this nonsense? Jimmy is the human equivalent of Myspace. 

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Bowie reminds me of that fyre festival guy.

Yeah, I can see that. 

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Bowie, Jimmy, Sutton, Beau, Mars-roast em.

Bowie: As charmless as Mark Zuckerberg. Also reminds me of Randall from Monsters Inc.

Sutton: Your act is getting pathetic. Stop trying so hard to prove your that bitch.

Beau(x): I’m assuming we’re talking about Beaux. You’re too cute to be so damn boring.

Mars: Irrelvant. 

Jimmy: Super irrelevant. Also, crusty old moldy jar of mayo.

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Who do you wish to roast next?

Give me some names and I’ll see if I’d like to roast them next.

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Where all my shady people at? I’m here to talk shit tonight. Give me some good gossip and confessions. 

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Jimmy is as interesting as white bread dropped in the subway. Filthy and bland af. I'm embarrassed for anyone obsessing over the guy. There's actual interesting people out there.

Roast him, baby!

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It looks like Tyson has lost a lot of his charm. It was bound to happen since he's basically a shut-in now. Sad, really. He had a lot of potential, no?

Somebody needs to go and fix that and by somebody I mean anyone but Flint.