i dont know that man from adam

nipples to navel is no man’s land zoë (she/her)

[xoxogossipzoe]

ok for real this time WHAT is going on with march and bale

honestly what isnt going on with marc and vale

[unadulteratedhideouttrash]

[canwriteitbetterthanueverfeltit]

hey, tag this with a food people get really upset about you not liking

[doinggreat]

[xoxogossipzoe]

white walker on the norway team you are charming me

[xoxogossipzoe]

white walker got injured and was subbed out for another white walker i love it here

[xoxogossipzoe]

white walker on the norway team you are charming me

[xoxogossipzoe]

pov you assumed you were getting a mega promotion but are actually just getting to keep having a job and you’re acting like someone is torturing you for fun

[moonshynecybin]

he’s a lil mad (x)

[xoxogossipzoe]

dont mind me jaw on the floor watching marc breasting boobily down the stairs (whorishly drinking his water with his a+ cock sucking lips what the actual fuck)

[multiseb21]

[multiseb21]

help it’s me jack appleyard. I am trapped in alex’s sunglasses. please let me out

[xoxogossipzoe]

favorite bit of todays sprint was marcs celebratory cool down lap immediately cutting to these old fucks sad in their neon yellow fedoras

[xoxogossipzoe]

my team principal has filled my bike with chintz. to keep it real i crash out in germany.

[xoxogossipzoe]

marc really setting the land-speed record for pissing me off in fp1

[xoxogossipzoe]

i want to be motogp watching so bad rn….alas. my fucking job

[aikakuu]

motogp kitties !!

[syn4k]

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s