vibe check

i have no idea what i am doing, we just vibing and being gay (the usual)

[westenraskiss]

Close enough, welcome back Alan Grant

[loveyazy]

Queen Rhaenyra Targaryen, First of her name, Queen of the Andals, the Rhoynar and the First Men, Lady of the Seven Kingdoms, protector of the realm.

HOUSE OF THE DRAGON (2022-?) 3.02 | Queen’s Landing

[xrcd714]

WHAT THE FUCK DID HANNON CAST?! WHAT SOELL WAS THAT?! I NEED TO KNOW THE MECHANICS

[ildraws]

battle of the gullet photostudy

[eggthefifth]

It was never about who the father of Jace, Luke, and Joffrey was. From the moment Aegon was born, they planned to take the throne. The issue, plain and simple, is because Rhaenyra was a woman.

[theghooligan]

me crying for jace on my couch even though i knew this was going to happen for years:

[xrcd714]

THIS IS THE COOLEST FUCKING THING EVER I GENUINELY THINK THIS IS THE BEST EPISODE OF D&D ANYTHING EVER (i am only an hour fifty three minutes in)

[xrcd714]

jk this is the worst fucking thing i’ve ever seen (4hr24m in)

[xrcd714]

THIS IS THE COOLEST FUCKING THING EVER I GENUINELY THINK THIS IS THE BEST EPISODE OF D&D ANYTHING EVER (i am only an hour fifty three minutes in)

[xrcd714]

i’ve had this idea for literal years but never have had the appropriate motivation or time to write it BUT - it’s just top gun: maverick (2022), but hangster focused, in a magical world with swords and axes and all that, and instead of fighter jets, it's dragons

idk, just wanted that idea out there lol

[generation-snooze]

bunch of elites and the bourgeoisie in a room talking about how they got to bind together against the regulars outside. i'm so glad we live in this fictional world. - matthew mercer

[xrcd714]

i couldn’t watch the latest episode last night, oh well no biggie, i’ll watch it throughout the day when work is slow - cut to my lunch break and we get the play?! AND THE ORC AFTERLIFE IS REOPENED?! I WAS SOBBING ON MY COUCH and then had to walk back into work twenty minutes later and act like i was fine. i hate it here.

also literally me at approximately 1:12 pm:

[magnhild]

it's midnight on the 1st of june aest

[dropoutvocalstims]

posting this again cause now its actually true

[xrcd714]

Sea of Lachris? SEA GATE!? THE SEA GATE?! IS THAT THIS? WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING

[xrcd714]

one of my (many) w.i.p.s, this one is about 4-5 years post canon, stiles is in the FBI Supernatural Department and Derek is a stay-at-home dad for Eli and they just got together (oops, spoliers?) - i don't normally do this, but i'm writing dialogue out first and then writing out the scene (it alternates between stiles and derek so no one gets confused)! enjoy and hopefully i'll have it on ao3 sooner rather than later

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“Hi.” 

*stiles plops down on top of derek*

“Hi. Oof! How was your day?”

“Eh. Suspected hunter and werebear skirmish outside of San Fran. Nothing Beacon Hills needs to worry about for now.”

“Can you imagine this conversation a few years ago?”

“What? That I said that without freaking out or that I said that while burying my face into your titties?”

“Stiles!”

“Mmm. No, they’re great.”

“You’re unbelievable.”

“You love it.”

“Yeah, yeah.”

“Eli here tonight?”

“No, I asked your dad to watch him for us.”

“Okay, cool. Wait, I didn’t miss anything, did I?”

“Wha-?”

“You don’t care about that three-week anniversary bullshit, neither do I. Christmas isn’t for another week.”

“Hey, special agent brain off, please.”

“So I didn’t miss anything, right? No big date night or anything?”

“No, nothing planned.”

“Oh. Cool. Are you wanting to do something?”

“Uh-.”

“Or we can just have a night to ourselves, that works too.” “Well, I was thinking that… that we could take the next step?”

“Next step? What?”

“You know. Couple stuff.”

“Der, babe, you asked me to turn the agent brain off.”

“Sex, Stiles. I’m talking about sex.”

“Uh.”

“Please say something or I’m gonna die of embarrassment.”

“Yes. Very much yes. We should definitely do that.”

“Okay, good. Also, uh…”

“What?”

“I haven’t actually done anything with a guy before. Besides a kiss or dinner.”

“Oh. OH. Okay, that’s fine. I’ll do what I can to make it easy for you. It’s not that hard, Der. Same process as any other time. But we can go at your pace, whatever works! Just give me a few minutes to get ready-.”

“But, um. I was hoping you’d fuck me.”

“...”

“Sti- mmph!”

*stiles kisses him*

“Don’t worry, it’ll be fun. I’ll take care of you, Der.”

[xrcd714]

uh oh, not to be horny on main, but i keep seeing some hot takes that i don't agree with when it comes to Stiles and Derek, so i'd love to share my hot takes (my sources are a. i've written a thing or two, so i think a thing or two & b. i've been watching since 2011, an og shipper if you will)

that being said, no hate to anyone, everyone in fandom spaces are allowed to have their own headcanons

ANYWAY

Stiles & Derek are both switch/verse in the bedroom

Stiles looooves topping, but he also loves when Derek takes control and makes it hard for him to walk the next day

Derek discovers he wants to be taken care of, and when Stiles tops, he's a full service top

Stiles's ADHD comes to a full stop when it's time for sexy time with Derek and he can give his 100% focus

Stiles does have an oral fixation, but not just for sucking Derek's c*ck - he's got Derek's hand near his mouth to either suck a hickey into his palm or nibble every now and then, and yes, he starts sucking and gets Derek's fingers wet when it's appropriate

Derek is touch-starved, any chance he gets he is holding Stiles's hand, is laying on Stiles's chest, touching his butt, etc.

Stiles LOOOVES playing with Derek's hair

Stiles also loves touching Derek's butt

Derek is a space heater but Stiles gets cold, so he's typically wrapped around Derek like a koala bear at night

Derek had a crush on Stiles but felt so weird about it that he suppressed a lot of his feelings

Stiles approached Derek when he returned to Beacon Hills and Derek still felt weird

then he fell HARD

Derek makes pancakes in the morning for them

Stiles makes dinner

Stiles proposes to Derek

their wedding colors are navy and copper/tan

Eli calls Derek "Dad" and calls Stiles "Pops"

One time, Stiles called Derek "Daddy" and they both cringed so hard - Stiles swears it was a joke (it wasn't, he was curious to see how they'd both react/feel about it)

i have several others, but i feel like this is a non-exhaustive list of em

[dimension20memes]

Thought this was fitting for the current events

[aenslem]

Star Trek: Starfleet Academy 1.04 / 1.07

[xrcd714]

it’s like poetry, it rhymes 🫶🏻🖖🏼