Fuck off

"I guess this is about the revenge of one crazy man in a mask... on another crazy man in a mask." ((Indie Jason Todd rp blog for mostly pre-new52 Red Hood. Please read rules and bio before interacting.))

[marcusto]

Jason and Dick 

[majorspacegirl-blog]

"Please, if I grabbed you by the arm and pulled you into that bathroom, you wouldn’t object."

"Maybe you’re not easy, just easy for ridiculous good looking woman that can drink you under the table?"

[xredhoodie]

"I doubt you can drink me under the table."

[majorspacegirl-blog]

"Completely delicious. You’re fully aware of it, too, ass."

"Whoever? Well, you’re an easy target, aren’t you?"

[xredhoodie]

"Oh, I'm far from easy."

"You stick around long enough, you might even find that out."

[majorspacegirl-blog]

"Might as well. I should preface all of this by saying, we can’t go back to my place. It’s not exactly..local." 

Rose finished both of her shots and the beer before looking over at him again, putting out her cigarette. “How does someone like you, delicious..dark…probably brooding about something, end up in a SHIELD bar?”

[xredhoodie]

"Delicious, really?"

"Oh, that...I took care of how and why I ended up in here a long time ago, and I freed up my evening for whatever--or whoever--came my way."

[majorspacegirl-blog]

"And I’m not falling for your tricks either. Suppose we’re better off giving up now?"

"Though we could keep trying out our best moves on each other and it might make that sex we’re going to have later all that more fun…"

[xredhoodie]

"Fair enough," Jason said, a playful smirk on his lips.

He downed his drink in one gulp and set the glass down with a clink on the counter.

"Might as well have fun, right?"

[majorspacegirl-blog]

Rose leaned over and put her lips to his ear. “Aww, you look a bit wounded. It’s cute,” she leaned away and thought for a second. “Same beer I’ve been drinking and two shots of whiskey.”

[xredhoodie]

"Wounded, me?"

"You're trying to play me. Trying. I'm not falling for it."

[majorspacegirl-blog]

"It’s a little bit fair. I just met you, you’ve yet to buy me a drink and you didn’t even light my cigarette." she replied, pushing a cigarette between her lips and lighting it. 

[xredhoodie]

"Fine," Jason waved the bartender over, "What are you drinking?"

[majorspacegirl-blog]

"Might have to settle for it." she said, getting closer to his lips before tipping her head back to take the shot she had reached for. 

[xredhoodie]

"Oh, come on..."

"That's not fair."

[majorspacegirl-blog]

"Wow, not bad."

"10 points for effort. That almost worked."

[xredhoodie]

"I don't do almost."

[majorspacegirl-blog]

"I’m definitely not a SHIELD agent. They couldn’t pay me enough."

"And what about you, Jason? What are you?"

[xredhoodie]

"Tonight's bad idea."

[majorspacegirl-blog]

"Did you really just—"

[xredhoodie]

"I did," Jason said, tapping on the bar and ordering himself two fingers of scotch.

"Well, you are either an exceptional SHIELD agent or you are no SHIELD agent at all. Which is it?"

[majorspacegirl-blog]

"That’s because most of them do."

[xredhoodie]

"Someone should try and rectify that."

[majorspacegirl-blog]

"Rose." she replied, downing her shot and waving a finger for another round. "Shot?" she passed him one of hers. 

'You don't look like your belong here. A ton of uptight SHIELD agents and then there's you.”

[xredhoodie]

Jason took the shot she offer and held it up with a nod of thanks before downing it.

"SHIELD agents...no wonder they all look like they've got sticks up their asses."

[super-hero-confessions]

[xredhoodie]

Look who's actually on this account. Anyone want to do something?

[majorspacegirl-blog]

"Well, hello there."

"I guess your name works, for starters."

[xredhoodie]

"Name's Jason."

"Yours?"

[xredhoodie]

Track: Take me to Church Artist: Hozier