Rita Skeeter

Rita is the name, gossip is my game! Lovely! ⟁ Apparition License  Rita Skeeter  Gossip witch   Unregistered Animagus 

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Lovely! Now he has become as vain as the Malfoy's.  Your own brand Voldy? *cackle*  

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Lovely! I knew it. 

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Lupin and Greyback having a disagreement?

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Lupin and his pup.  *cakckles* Lovely.  

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Lucius is forcing Snape to wash his hair.  I know it’s wrong to laugh but this is too funny 

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Lovely!

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Not even enough gossip today to make a column for each era. Today you get them all in one column. You don’t misbehave as much as you used to. Me, myself and I, not to mention my extremely rabid readers, we are disappointed. Now, gossip.

Lovely. The snatcher isn’t only running from his...

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Rita Skeeter: Friday's gossip column by Rita Skeeter

Busted..

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*cackle*

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Michael and Alan play a practical joke on Daniel during one of their takes. (x)

Oh my God.

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 #there are few things better than watching alan rickman dissolve into laughter dressed as severus snape

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Lovely. Now we know what makes Snape laugh: Farting machines. *cackle*

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Friday's gossip column by Rita Skeeter

Not even enough gossip today to make a column for each era. Today you get them all in one column.  You don't misbehave as much as you used to. Me, myself and I, not to mention my extremely rabid readers, we are disappointed. Now, gossip.

Lovely. The snatcher isn't only running from his rabid fangirls (which I suspect might be the same as some of my rabid readers. Lovely isn’t it?) He is back to his old misbehaving ways. I've been asked (read threatened ) Yes ME to keep my mouth shut about what this was all about, but you all should keep your windows shut.

And what went on in the changing room? Lovely. I have spies everywhere, Scaboir & Bellatrix. Lovely. Just lovely. Lovely. Mr Lockhart, sorry Mr A Wanker, did not regain his memory like the healers at St Mungo’s thought he would. Another year of therapy then Gildy. Enjoy the straitjacket.

According to a not so anonymous source, Fenrir Greyback is toxic. Seems he broke wind the other day and made several people sick or faint.  That's disgusting even for you Greyback. Albus Dumbledore claims he fancies slippers more than socks. ???  Er what? Lovely. Now even Dumbledore lost it.  

Not by far enough gossip. Bring me more or my rabid readers will be even more disappointed.