sammy

hi I like history

[insectoid-humanoid]

okay time to actually make a pinned post

I’m Samuel (or Sam or Sammy)

- I like history a whole lot

- I also like superheroes

- my pronouns are he/it

- I’m 17

here are my other blogs

@usautism for posting about my special interest (history!)

@ileftkudoshere for writing

@ninth-inning for baseball

[mochiiknight]

Stop asking me for vending machines on my beaches!!!!! This is not design by committee!!!!!!!!

[spider-shoes-archive]

staying close w people long distance really is about the mundane stuff. i get texts like "made quesadillas" "spilled mop water all over the floor :(" "lady on the bus has not one not two but three tiny dogs in her purse" andits like wow. i love you more than words can express

[ghostinghome]

[poupon]

Wow thanks for the ingot man let me just inspect the quality real quick

Dude come on

[insectoid-humanoid]

if you make a video and change the captions to be funny, I’M STEALING SOMETHING FROM YOUR HOUSE!!!

[symbiote-p]

more of these but mostly parksborn edition

[i-ate-the-sun13]

but what if i'm lying about everything ever

[excitementshewrote]

"Springfield's Sexyman" Poll

Everyone get ready for a wave of hunks, lots of them, on their way to be polled. From big thirsty teddy bears to the stupidly sexy.

First poll of the tournament starts tomorrow.

Hope you'll all enjoy it!

[insectoid-humanoid]

rocky mate bad as hell statement

[eggsaladstain]

GO OFF BESTIE

Source

[americandere]

Richard Nixon is real and in my closet. Hes only 4 dollars pls someone come pick him up he keeps recording me. Someone help.

He is scary.

[sefren-deactivated20140420]

[minestucks-deactivated20130513]

alternate title: young children gawk at flaming homosexuals

[yolocounty-skinwalkerpatrol-dea]

Another alternate title: the bailey school kids need to mind their own damn business

[marzipanandminutiae]

the covers with women are equally gay

so basically having these obnoxious kids pry into your personal life is mlm/wlw solidarity

[goth-princess-gwennie]

So am i the only one thinkinf the ghoul looks cute asf or

[peterjay-88]

Seriously…every cover is like this

[scumtrout]

you either die a bailey school kid or you live long enough to see yourself become the gay cryptid.

[symbiote-p]

how it genuinely felt switching from google docs to ellipsus to write fanfic

[sourcarmellia]

i can't be the only person who hates being called neurospicy. it's such a weird term. i'm neurodivergent. i'm disabled. call me that.

[hawkogurl]

My mind is back on trans girl Harry who transitions between sm2 and sm3 and Peter doesn’t recognize her so when she dramatically unmasks during their first fight Peter just goes Oh! The New Villain is actually a Hot Babe! I Can Fix Her!

[insectoid-humanoid]

normal amount of posts in a queue