Billsleftball

[kittywir3]

Bill is the type of guy to yell "YOINK" "ZOINKS" when yoinking something out of your hands and "WHOA MAMA, HUBBA HUBBA" when seeing a rubbish bowtie at a questionable flea shop and genuinely what more could you ask for?

[goosesharkk]

POV: Bill Cipher™ from hit show Gravity Falls assists you in removing the hair follicles that reside on your flesh.

WHY on earth would you use something as INEFFICIENT and TIME-CONSUMING as a razor when its MUCH more superior successor is right there?

In this Ted Talk, i'll be explaining why Bill Cipher would use a lawnmower to shav—

Nahnahnahnahnahnah, i'm kidding! The explaining part, not the 'Bill-Cipher-would-use-a-lawnmower-to-help-you-shave' part.

You see, i can't draw lawnmowers for shit. So i can't exactly visually articulate bill shredding your skin off.

But i CAN draw hands!

you can't tell me bill WOULDN'T pluck out each and every individual hair on the specific area of fleshy mass you want to shave just to watch you wriggle and writhe in pain. he'd stare at you with that giant, unblinking eye to not miss a single nanosecond. Each wince, each flinch, each clench of your teeth. He'd want to soak up everything, even the crumbs.

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literally no connection to anything in this post. i just wanted this here LMAO.

[zhraekk]

spooky scary creepy peepee

[lazyky0]

Gravity Falls OC. (Ignore my bad spelling.)

[disneytva]

The Disney Books booth showcased more pages for "The Art Of Gravity Falls". The display shows pages for the series premiere "Tourist Trapped". 🌈🌲⁉️

📸mmeatloaf

[cl-gem]

Based on this to celebrate the book 2nd anniversary

Encouraged by Dipper, Stan sent that and Bill assumed it was a gift from Ford since the note said Stanford. He hates it.

Free template in case anyone wanna use it under the cut

[n-e-omi]

[ayllen009]

Fuck ice

[billzombiee]

Well well well

[kaison07]

Billy Silly

[ittybittybumblebee]

billybilly

[starridge]

living in new york while seeing all the nycc stuff has me WAILING so i doodled these to cope

[prroncito]

JUST MADE MY BILL STICKERSHEET

[paintedcrows]

He posts these to interdimensional instagram with a disturbingly cutesy caption and then kills 10 men

[ask-triangulum]

When do you think I die?

IN APPROXIMATELY 13 YEARS AT FIVE PAST THREE AM

GOOD LUCK!

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[ask-triangulum]

What’s your favorite part of the human body?

TEETH ARE PRETTY NEAT! HUMANS NEED TO BE LIKE SHARKS SO THEY CAN JUST GROW MORE, THEY GET MAD AT ME FOR 'STEALING' THEM BY 'TEARING THEM OUT OF THEIR GUMS'

OF ALL THE NASTY, SQUISHY BITS, THE APPENDIX IS PRETTY GREAT, TOO!

ADD A LITTLE BACTERIUM AND THE THING BALLOONS AND EXPLODES, AND THEN YOU DIE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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[ask-triangulum]

Boo! Got your nose!

BUDDY, YOU MUST BE BLIND OR TOO STUPID TO NOTICE THAT I DON'T HAVE A NOSE...

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