Billsleftball

[kittywir3]

Loving Bill is so funny cuz imagine you just wanna show a picture of you and your silly being lovey together, but the community you mainly talk in literally have your guy banned from being posted happy in love because no one wants to see him have happiness like that.

I'm being dramatic but like. It's funny to be dramatic about it. I feel like my partner is the devil himself and I'm in a church with elders looking down at me w disgust as I just stand there dumb w my lil photograph of me and the devil on an icecream date.

....considering. I uh. I mean I know he like basically is but uhmmm-

...ANYWAY, reminds me, I need to paint Cipher w some icecream servings. Not w me necessarily, probably not, so don't worry you guys, no cringe there. I just wanna do dessert painting studies and ofc if I can insert Bill in there I will.

[kittywir3]

I'm so glad so many ppl are liking the "ranking a lot of bill cipher laughs" post because the notifs prompt me to watch it over again myself, agree w every note I had and and enjoy all the dumb bill cackles.

Some of my notes on it though the more I've rewatched it myself, I'm like inspired to doodle something about them.

Particularly the first laugh we hear where i comment "sounds like his mind is elsewhere" like his pov for that. What other stuff could he be thinking about while being summoned to earth for the firat time in a while??

AND THEN OHHH MY GOD. the back scratching sequence. The way he just.. stops laughing??? But keeps scratching his back for a time that feels way too extended for a little cheeky joke and the scene only cuts cuz we on dips pov and he leaves?? How I commented quickly there as a side note that like dude I think bro might have just been actually itchy afterall.

I NEED to draw him making that joke and it happens and they all laugh a bit and Bill stops laughing but keeps going and everyone else keeps laughing as they do in the scene and Bill just keeps scratching still and slowly the henchmaniac's laughs start kind of like wavering to akward glancing at eachother while Bill is just scrunching up his eye folding his form like oughh wait wait... that's a good spo- OHHO I THINK I JUST PULLED TORE A MUSCLE!

I can like... reaaally see that happening. Bill just got fully into it.

I mean.. c'mon! My guy JUST got a physichal body and is now full of all kinds of muscles and tendons and also bones at least in his hat, I bet everythinhs just coiled up tensed REAL tight

...ugh, the tearing a muscle reminded me of this drawing request I got on a server some time ago where someone was like "draw him in that backscratching scene but w his muscles bare" and I was like. (Disgusted face here) "you SICK sadist... do you WANT him to rip something off? ...Anyway he's a rendered drawing. "

[I believe I posted this drawing already but I'll put it here under a cut for context. Obvious tw for exposed muscles]

Fucking diasgusting.

He would, tho. Totally. Feel the clutched hand slip under a piece and intentionally yank on it. Because it feels "funny". Ewww ew ew ew!! Cipher, BEGGING you to get a better hobby than "injury".

Also I will never not be bothered by his physichal body's muscle build. Oh my god. William afton intestine muscle ankles shit. Whattt... NONE of that should work. You should be IMMOBILE w that build. I bet all the muscles during weirdmageddon are expanding and contracting all messed up againsg eachother and Bill is just FORCING them to move by his powers, but he feels a lot of resistance from them straining against it.

[sorrowfulwill]

headcanon that wendy knew about both dipper’s crush on her AND robbie genuinely thinking this twelve year old boy would actually steal his girlfriend

[slyzia]

He knows what he’s doing

[gfacrossthemultiversezine]

It has been a wild couple of months but we are formatting the zine, awaiting our first test-batch of merch, and will have more news about preorders on the horizon. In the meantime, keep your eyes peeled! Bill has been messing with our production timeline, but he is here with a cover reveal! A huge thank you to @ryanishyperfixating for designing this amazing cover for us!

[jellyfisshzz]

she’s elegance, he eats blueprints

[kittywir3]

RANKING A LOT OF BILL CIPHER LAUGHS

Because so many ppl have the memory it's the same clip everytime and it's not and then they like when they think of Bill laugh they think of the worst very preformative one. Which is fair because he does it a fair bit, but he has so many better laughs that are soooo good.

It's very clear that Alex Hirsch was improving on voicing him as time went on with how many better laughs he has like more often as time goes on

Not to say I don't think he should have any fake sounding laughs, I think at some moments it really serves that he doesn't sound actually gleeful... these are based on how much these laughs make me smile in return because I feel Bill coming through.

The bad ones are a bit of a mixed bag on sometimes it's just kind of a mild voice acting flop or when it actually suits the occasion, I didn't really dive that much deeper into it here.

This may sound very critical by the by. I want to clarify that I would never wish anyone other than Alex to have done Bill's voice, I think he did an incredible job in general and literally it's one of my favorite voices ever and a huge reason I'm so endeared to Bill Cipher. I cannot see him with another voice and I don't really desire to.

I also am by NO means a good voice actor. I'm actually an incredibly bad one and couldn't even do these laughs I deem "bad". I'm liiiterally just looking at this through the perspective of "that's someone I know very well", "oh, that didn't sound much like he's into it" and "THAT'S SO HIMM."

This video is 2 and a half minutes long.

[kittywir3]

Working on a bill thing forgat to mention. [The whole ass song]

[triviavampirekisses]

oomf selfships with bill cipher and whenever i read oomf’s bill drawings with dialogue in them my brain keeps transforming bills voice into fucking CLAPTRAP’S

[kittywir3]

Provide voice clip n o w

[heayn]

"when you're dead and gone in a billion years...

...i'll still be here"

[kittywir3]

i absolutely adore your blog 🐛

i first discovered you about a month or two ago when i saw your drawing of bill cipher in that get-up from Mary Poppins, and i've been lurking ever since.

let me start off with: i LOVE the way you draw bill! especially his eye! i'm a sucker for a well-drawn bill eye. (i've scrolled through your art of him several times,, COUGH COUGH,,,)

it's nice to see how other people interact with his character! as someone who has an interest in bill (this is my 3rd "relapse" in falling for him again. he makes me wanna peel my skin off.), i very much love seeing your selfship art. it's helped me feel less awkward and uncomfortable depicting him in any vaguely romantic manner with a character of mine, whether it be drawing it out or just imagining it in my head. it feels like im suffocating less now. 🐛👍

ANYWAYS!

I love reading through your wir3 brain tag as well as scrolling through your reblogs!! i've actively started regaining an interest in WOY again thanks to you!

in conclusion? thank you for being yourself.

im gonna go put the phone down now and stop burning my retinas. it's pitch dark and light mode is putting me in excruciating pain.

🐛👌

CALL ME!

...so um. I like... opened tumblr because I missed my far away train from a con I'm already gonna have way too little time in and I was suuuuper upset because cons are new and rare for me still and this is a bigger one for our standards and I genuinely wanted to chuck my phone to the train tracks and buckle down because of all the other bull that's been going on too and like I was just expecting yk maybe some people have liked my incredible reblogs of incredible other artists or liked the silly bill laugh rating thing.

I was NOT expecting... this. I've been doodling and drawing Bill for like 7 years and it means more than anything to me that people can find ENJOYMENT out of the way I depict him because he's SO important to me and I always worry about doing injustice to his character. I like. Literally took ages to draw Bill for the first time ever when I got into the fandom because I was SO terrified of "ruining" him by drawing him "bad"(as if I don't enjoy even the dumbest of doodles other people make of him)

It's so wild to me to hear anyone has enjoyed my selfship stuff because I have been convinced like nobody cares outside of friends who tease me sometimes just cuz we are friends and they find entertainment in my delusional ass. I cannot describe the... feeling reading this gave me, to know I've provided some kind of relief of shame for someone who selfships w Bill, because I know how important that is to me too and how much I still struggle with it, my brain convincing me everyone in the gravity falls fandom must HATE me and see me as lower for selfshipping with him.

Honestly it's no wonder considering all the hate Bill selfshippers have had expecially in the past, often fueled by misogynistic ideals and just unreasonable hate for people simply taking comfort and ease in a way that feels good for them and is hurting no one. Like I've never seen the amount of hate on Ford selfshippers or Stand selfshippers etc that Bill selfshippers get and it sucks! I genuinely sometimes doodle selfship and frown and feel horrible and like I hate myself like "he wouldn't care" "he'd hate me" "he'd be disgusted" and it's SO untrue. Bill is the LAST BEING ever who would JUDGE you for being weird or a so called "freak". He'd CHUCKLE at your selfship and ruffle your hair and pinch your cheek and then smack your back and call you "cute" and then float away to fiddle with something else at the worst. And I try to think about that.

Anyway not to ramble too much(too late), I'm really, really glad to have you here. And if you wish to remain anonymous, that's cool and I get it. I'm gonna assign you with the title "anonymo" because in my brain it's like "Ano-Ny-Mo" and it sounds cute pfft. Anyway that'sss so if you ever want to revisit my askbox and let me know it's you, I can throw some y/n x Bill doodle your way w the context of a specific asker.

Which by the by for anyone reading this—I can take y/n and Bill doodle requests! Platonic or romantic, choose your poison. Lets rip that triangle apart from the seams by pulling his hundreds of limbs for all of us!!

HELP BLOCK WIR3 BRAIN IMMEEEDIATELY STOP HAHA NOOO I'M EXTRA INSUFFURABLE ON THEREE. I AM COMMANDING YOU!! RESTRICTED. NO ONE IS SUPPOSED TO GIVE A SECOND GLANCE TO MY DUMB RAMBLES EXCEPT MEEEE.

Omg... woyyy.. yess... join the cult, join the cult, JOIN THE-

I'M gonna CHOKE on my grin~☆ =D

Being on lightmode is such Bill behavior. Disgusting.

[starlights-thoughts]

why nobody writing bill x readers anymore it’s lowkey making me sad 🫩🫩 don’t move on from bill im still here!!

[guttsbunny]

Simple anatomy of Bill!!! (Open for full quality please!)

I really like when people leave comments and funny hashtags! Thank you all!

[guttsbunny]

Don't forget to use sunscreen!!!

(And finally i drew it with a mouse, thanks @rubylushi for the inspiration! Because sometimes I'm too lazy to take out my tablet and I don't draw at all :с)

[y0cotharey]

[kittywir3]

The best liars are bad liars.

The best liars tell you they are lying, they are blatant about it and they tell when it's currently happening.

But not every time.

The best liars don't lie.

You can be a very good liar by the method of actually lying, you can go far, but you'll always trip and stumble with what you've sown. Eventually. Eventually.

The BEST liars, the liars than can endlessly get away with lying so much. Do not lie.

Now I learned from the best as a child indirectly through my circumstances, so if you're looking to write a manipulative character whether it be a rotten character like Bill Cipher or a well meaning character like Wander, I think I have a good buck to throw yoir way—if you don't understand how such great liars work.

What I said before. The best liars sacrifice many covers that they have done and they present themselves as bad liars. You catch them in a lie and they will give it up IMMEDIATELY. They will fold imemdiately.

The worst liars never admit to lying.

I can tell you have been lying, I can feel it but you never admit to it so I'm suspicious you always lying.

When people see you as a person who can't keep it back who is immediately going to give you confirmation that you lied, it's so. So. Easy. To lie and get away with it on those specific times you deem you should keep your cover. You ADMIT when you lie. That's your whole thing! If you would have lied you would have come out with it. Right?...

The best liars don't lie. They dodge the truth and lead you to believe things with minimal—if any—ACTUAL lying. They set things up where you come to a conclusion and they never fix you on it. They stay ambigious. If you don't lie it's hard to catch you in a lie. You're not lying! But you are. Not technichally, but you know what you're doing. It's another form of it. A more... effective form of it. A higher method.

[falsetactic]

how it feels to read self insert/xreader fics of any media that follow the canon plot line