Cody

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[xrubymayhemx]

[kyriarchy]

schmergo

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I want a movie about a guy who runs for president and wins but then suddenly realizes that he doesn’t want to be president, so he just starts doing ridiculous things all the time trying to get impeached, but it NEVER WORKS because they always miraculously end up being the right thing to do. Like, he declares war on Canada? Next day it turns out that Canada had secret plans to nuke Washington. he bans Doritos? Turns out theyr’e the number one cause of cancer and natural disasters. He sends his vice president to jail? Turns out the VP was a terrorist in disguise. He has 100% approval rating, most popular president ever.

Abolishes the entire military? Turns out western imperialism was the major destabilizing force worldwide. Has the rich arrested and seizes their assets? Turns out they got them by exploiting the working class.

[nyctoheart]

OKAY THE FACT THAT ‘IMAGES’ IS NO LONGER THE SECOND LINK ON GOOGLE IS DRIVING ME UP THE WALL

NO I DON’T WANT TO WATCH VIDEOS

NO I DON’T WANT TO GO SHOPPING

JUST TAKE ME TO THE FRICKING IMAGES

[havxmercy-deactivated20180606]

Bernie Sanders 'Stunned' By Large Crowds Showing Up For Him

"I mean, I had to fight my way to get into the room," presidential candidate Sanders said of a recent event in Minnesota that drew an estimated 5,000 people. "Standing room only."

This makes me so happy. They’re saying he’s drawing larger crowds than any other candidate.

[d00dthrashbro-deactivated201803]

signal boost because cable news is too terrified to acknowledge him

[ashwilliamsrighthand]

He’s finally ahead of Hilary in the polls.

[basiliskonline-deactivated20221]

its funny hes drawing larger crowds but is getting the least coverage or representation. ROCK IT!

[peachtrick-deactivated20160422]

to all the 13 year old girls that follow me

if you think her skirt is cute, tell her

the guy that you have a crush on probably doesn’t take enough showers

liking 1D or taylor swift isn’t embarrassing. dont hide it

draw draw draw! you’ll be happy to have the skill later on

do your homework it’ll help with stress

when you’re overwhelmed you should run. it makes you feel better

don’t start cutting no matter how afraid you are

if that shirt doesn’t fit you it doesn’t matter

hug the people you love

know that your life is weird right now and it will get better

[brazilia]

الفنان ” Bryan Lewis Saunders “

ينقل تجربته  برسمه لمجموعة من الرسوم التي تمثّله بعد تعاطيه انواع مختلفة من المخدرات .

Bryan Lewis Saunders is an artist from Johnson City, Tennessee who’s  doing a series of self portraits under the influence of various drugs.

[orangeis]

[humortrain]

[imcalvinhughe-deactivated201406]

this would literally ruin people’s lives

[sir-stanley-fluffypants-deactiv]

IM FUCKING SCREAMING

I WAS LOOKING FOR A NEW ICON

AND THIS COMES UP OH MY FUCKING GOD IM PISSING MYSELF

[jncos]

yeah i hired these scientists to find out what dolphin poops look like just so i can make novelty chocolates in their likeness

[katiebishop]

[thelifeof-moa]

this one time a guy in my class was gonna download his presentation from hotmail.com HE SPELLED IT WRONG

HE SPELLED HOTMALE.COM

HE WAS CONNECTED TO THE PROJECTOR

WE WERE TWELVE

JUST IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED

[someoldguy6609-deactivated20200]

[faline-cat444]

Two things you never mess with…

Anybody holding a giant piece of eating untensils

Anybody who has a Master Ball in their mouth

[ayanime]

[oddoutput]

this scene looks even more pathetic in 3D

hallelujah

[4gifs]

[shavingryansprivates-deactivate]

when everyone forgot how to play hockey at the same time

[absens]

I don’t even like hockey but this made me laugh so hard I think I ruptured something

[ofdarklands]

#ALWAYS REBLOG THAT GUY DRAMATICALLY HITTING THE CAMERA LIKE HE’S BEEN SHOT IN A COP SHOW