The Voodoo Child

I'm Mac and I probably fucked your ex-girlfriend.

[ofmiceormen]

why am I still bitter about him

[xsavagery]

when we love someone, and they force us to take it all back, we start to hate.

[keethrichards]

.

[xsavagery]

Honestly, start drinking an hour before unless you want all the crying people to make you sympathy cry

[missmilk]

white: hey have you listened to [classic rock band/song]

me: no im latina

[gendertranspositions]

Sorry but that’s like asking me, “Have you listened to Juanes or Fetty Wap?” and me responding, “No I’m a white woman”.

Your ethnicity doesn’t preclude you from potentially being exposed to certain music genres.

[missmilk]

me: jokes

white: *crying uncontrollably* we are all one music genre….. the human genre

[xsavagery]

White: jokes in a similar manner

PoC: that's racist and insensitive

PoC: makes similar joke reversing roles

White: hey that's kinda racist

PoC: no I can't be racist. In order to be racist, which is holding prejudice against someone for skin color, you actually have to have institutional backing so I can do and say whatever I want to whites and it's not racist, bc their ancestors bought my ancestors from people of my ancestors race 200 years ago.

[teesadutta]

[hi]

my dad hid in the shower once with a jar jar binks mask and a knife just to scare me and got it on camera

[faygo]

me: i’m fine you can leave me home alone i won’t get paranoid someone: *knocks on the door* me:

[dinuguan]

[dongstomper-deactivated20161230]

if your butthole isnt lubed at all times you arent a real gamer

[officialmoviegoer]

Ummm…

[dongstomper-deactivated20161230]

looks like we got a fake gamer here folks

[hotfriend]

public high school things •naruto kids •kids punching windows •kahoot •"miss…..miss……c'mon" •leaks coming from everywhere •screams from every direction

[bringmoreknives]

•jeopardy review games •chicken nuggets that are orange and all the same shape •people fighting for no reason •couples who make out in the hallway like they’re never gonna see each other again •those kids who take the bathroom pass and disappear for half of class

[prophetcreek-deactivated2023040]

•clapping in the middle of lunch for no reason? •only going to the homecoming game •being embarrassed by the student art in the hall •that one teacher that no one calls mr./Mrs./miss/etc but instead just their last name •hearing yelling from other classrooms and wondering wtf is going on????

[memegod]

[shezinlove]

bloop

[xsavagery]

He was also an amazing artist, practicing rastafarian, openly smoked Marijuana, and is a huge part of cannabis culture, but make sure you nit pick at snapchat to further your self victimization and "check your privelege" movement.

[xsavagery]

And still decent looking

[xsavagery]

Been gone awhile, gotta drop in every now and then to let you fucks know I'm still somehow alive and still savage.

[xsavagery]

[poopymoses]

@olanrogers, enjoy this.

[olanrogers]

HAHAHAHA PERFECT

[ofmiceormen]

I’m so depressed I don’t even care if I have a good future planned out. I don’t want to be alive right now. I don’t want to feel this way. I don’t.

[xsavagery]

No stop

[ofmiceormen]

I want to fucking die.

[xsavagery]

No