Sicily

[wikihow]

[inspiringsketches]

not actually the topic of this blog but OMG THIS IS SO COOL

[brunten]

im gunna fucking do this I swear. 

[wonderfullybadjokes]

PUN OFF!!!!!!

Here we go @justbadpuns!

I broke up with my girlfriend to become an astronaut.

I told her I needed some space.

[justbadpuns]

That’s weird because my girlfriend is an astronaut! Shes out of this world..

[wonderfullybadjokes]

I hope I didn’t make a mistake. Maybe I should Apollo-gize.

[justbadpuns]

Im trying to organise a party for her when she is in space, I just need to planet

[wonderfullybadjokes]

Whatever you do, don’t have it on the moon. The food is great but there’s no atmosphere.

[justbadpuns]

She likes to dance so I am going to put on some Neptunes

[wonderfullybadjokes]

Meteor-right idea. But you’re not giving this situation enough gravity.

[justbadpuns]

I am believe me I need to find a good place to park when I am there hopefully near a parking meteor

[wonderfullybadjokes]

You loon-are you kidding me? You Jupi-turn your keys over to a valet! Otherwise you won’t rocket on the date..

[justbadpuns]

Dont worry about that she is a huge fan of Marvel so to surprise her I have bought her a few comet books to read. I heard that in space they are hard to put down..

[wonderfullybadjokes]

Do you want to fly home Han style? Solo. What if she’s already read them? Are you worried that will hit a Thor spot? I mean I guess you just Peter Parked your car where ever you felt like. Hopefully, she won’t think you’re Stark raving mad.

[justbadpuns]

I am loki impressed with your thinking. But with the Banner I have made for her birthday she is bound to think its Groot! One thing though I want us to drink thor her birthday but I just don’t want us to get too hammered..

[xsicilyx]

"LOKI IMPRESSED"

[sexcretos]

[sh4nked-deactivated20200116]

I can’t handle this

[sxriti]

Queen

[ahshotel]

The Final Commandment

[tvandfilm]

Angela Bassett attends the 73rd Annual Golden Globe Awards held at the Beverly Hilton Hotel on January 10, 2016 in Beverly Hills, California.

[ladyxgaga]

January 10th, 2016: Lady Gaga arriving at the 73rd annual Golden Globe Awards

[fionagoddess]

Denis O'Hare attends the 73rd Annual Golden Globe Awards held at the Beverly Hilton Hotel on January 10, 2016 in Beverly Hills, California.

[thattboyisamonster]

[sandandglass]

Russell Howard’s Good News s10e07

[b-prettybtch]

That last line.

If you’re so pro-life, why don’t you fuck off and get one.

[wikihow]

[inspiringsketches]

not actually the topic of this blog but OMG THIS IS SO COOL

[brunten]

im gunna fucking do this I swear. 

[givinandtakin]

[anastasiagreenleaf-deactivated2]

[luesor]

PISCES  Why does the eye see a thing more clearly in dreams than the imagination when awake? -Leonardo da Vinci

[enchantedbytheuniverse]

[pisces-world]

Emotional discord and conflict drains you

Your creative urges need somewhere to go, even if it’s just taking extra care when preparing food or shopping for something

You have an uncanny intuition and friends call you “psychic”

You can bullshit your way through a conversation about something you know nothing about

Then you mentally note to learn about said subject you just bullshitted, but don’t follow through

You love to be at home all curled up with blankets and a movie just as much as being out among like-minded people

You daydream easily

Your imagination sometimes is better than your real-life

You can be depressed without real cause or reason

You hate to be the bearer of bad news, only looking to make others happy and excited, rather than delivering the “cold-hard truth”

It’s easy for you to fall for artists, musicians, and authors as well as fictional characters because they represent a world that you wish existed

[ahorrorstoryhotel]

[you-think-i-am-psycho]