âI warn you, Iâve been trained to kill since birth.â
âHow long have you been training to be a prat?â
âI just donât think chopping someoneâs head off is cause for a celebration.â
âI donât know what it said on your invitation, but on mine it said âcelebrationâ.â
âSo killing things mends a broken heart?â
âIâm starting to get the hang of this whole âdeceptionâ lark.â
âLook on the bright side: youâve still got me!â
âIs that supposed to cheer me up?â
âThis whole place stinks of cleanliness.â
âYou do know your wife is a troll?â
âYouâve got a suspicious air about you. Shifty.â
âDo not. Let go. Of the rope.â
âWe can dress him up as a woman.â
âAt least youâve got your sense of humour back.â
âYou are such a girlâs petticoat.â
âI may be a wimp, but at least Iâm not a⊠dollop-head.â
âAre you saying I look like a toad?â
âYou know what your problem is? All talk and no trousers.â
âDo you need your comfort blanket?â
âYouâre a clotpole.â
âWe are literally chasing shadows.â
âWhy am I always the butt?â
âItâs a man throwing sticks in the air.â
âIâm just⊠checking for woodwormsâŠâ
âWhy have you got stew in your hair?â
âHow extremely clever and funny. There are no limits to your wit.â
âSo thereâs no chance we could have a hug?â
âDonât think too hard ââ I wouldnât want you to hurt yourself.â
âHave you ever heard of the word âsorryâ?â
âYouâre threatening me with a spoon?â
âIs that actually a compliment?â
âHave you some sort of mental affliction?â
âI said distract them, not knock them out.â
âI thought you were going in for a hug.â
âCanât you count sheep like everyone else?â