seven sentence starters for the seven deadly sins
“let me brush your hair back.”
“are we seriously going to just talk?”
“i’m starving, what about you?”
“can we watch one more episode?”
“let watch disney movies all day and act like were ten again.”
“i love you more than pizza.”
“i made bank last night.”
“i’ll take whatever you’ll give me.”
“did you just call me greedy?”
“i’d offer you some, but i ate it already.”
“sorry, i was up all night.”
“i think i need to lie down.”
“this bed is the most comfortable thing i’ve ever encountered.”
“wait for me, tiny legs.”
“if i could roll my eyes I would.”
“i can’t believe you told him/her”
“is there anything you can’t do?”
“you’re jealous aren’t you?”
“what can i say, i envy you.”
“fuck him/her and her/his perfect body.”
“why are you a perfectionist?”
“what can i say? i rule.”
“i’m fairly good at ____.”
“but can you do it with no hands?”
“oh, of course you can do it with no hands too.”
“take your pride elsewhere.”
“you can’t see it, but i’m rolling my eyes.”