We're All Just A Little Too Young To Care...

Brittany / 21 / Toronto / ♥

[hazy-october]

[mrslean]

I hate when people ask me how I’m doin  I’m fuckin terrible thanks for reminding me.

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[e-lodicolo]

[heckoffmate]

Day 1: Halloween character on September 30th and October 1st.

[thatsthat24]

And so, the Inktober prompts have begun!!

[unsupervisedfrolicking]

[allthesmallwords]

the greatest scene in all of modern cinema

[girlinbluechair-deactivated2019]

Tomorrow????? ANOTHER day?????!!!!?,?!????????????((??(?!)))!(;;()$$$;::?)$&,:;??‘mlnfdsjkkmfdxsbnkgdssaavytesvjjhrefghjjjkjtfghj im good thNks

[loveamongthesailors]

Bring back the phase of society where having your tiddies all the way out was fine but showing ankle flesh was scandalous

[moranion]

i know this is aiming at 17. and 18. and 19. century fashion, but i really wanna bring back those dresses that only basically start under the boobs, like that little number Minoan snake goddess figurine is wearing

[loveamongthesailors]

that was actually what i was thinking of! ive been obsessed with that figure since i was her in a history book as a kid lmao 

 the ultimate look!!! 2 titties out 2 snakes in hand 

[sapphiccygnet]

titties out, snakes up, she’s ready 2 go

[sabotender-bailarina]

ankles: covered

snakes: up

titties: out

[sabotender-bailarina]

I am forcibly removed from the historical narrative

[eggzbian-deactivated20191126]

to the woman watching the Toxic by Britney Spears music video with no headphones in the psychiatrists waiting room: you’re the only motherfucker in this room who can handle me

[turing-tested]

one of my biggest fears is that one day I will be standing in front of a microwave waiting for my hot pocket to heat up and my microwave will suddenly explode, impaling me instantly with shrapnel

[turing-tested]

apparently this is more relatable than I thought holy shit

[turing-tested]

modern brain: hehe warm food medieval brain: magic hot box will kill me if i dont kill it first

[shotabunny-moving]

mondays more like

[catchymemes]

[aboonoor]

[ahistoryofanxietyandanxietyand]

Lizzo by Pari Dukovic

[remakesihavetoremake-deactivate]

Bandersnatch sounds like British slang for pussy

[potstickersandpizza]

and yet “family-friendly” disney still hired him to play doctor strange. what a disgrace

[dykebisclavret]

this post is like getting smacked in the face twice

[foodserviceconfessions]

[astrobro]

Not to be horny on main but imagine meeting a man that isn’t a complete waste of time

[sons-of-mrgreengenes]