I love using my phone in public surely I will not scroll past some strange image
*the second someone walks behind me*
Stranger Things

JVL

祝日 / Permanent Vacation

Love Begins
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
i don't do bad sauce passes

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YOU ARE THE REASON

Origami Around
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trying on a metaphor
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I love using my phone in public surely I will not scroll past some strange image
*the second someone walks behind me*
Alastor spinning the cable with his hand to encourage Vox to wrap it around him so he can suddenly rip it apart really just sums up their entire dynamic
Everything can always be worse
LOOK AT HIS FACE. HE WAS SO HAPPY TO KNOW ANOTHER QUEER PERSON.
I love these nerds so much
‘IT MATTERS’
I think the funniest part of the coming out scene is when Will says he doesn't like girls and Mike has a full body reaction and Lucas is about to look into the camera like he's on the office.
Like that is the face of man whose been knowing this shit for a while. He was NOT at all surprised.
somehow haven't seen anyone point this one out yet??
What accepting yourself for being gay does to a mf
I always have to start the New Years with this picture.
I have tried for years to discover something, anything, about this card with no success.
We seven lobsters of Christmastide are Snapping our pincers we wander afar Frowning grimly, wondering dimly Where did we park the car?
The lobster and the crab, when they are full grown
Of all the bugs in the sea, the lobster bears the crown;
The rising of the sun, the wheeling of the gulls,
The playing of the castanets, sweet singing of the choir.
O come, ye crustaceans Rubicund and shining O come ye, o come ye Across the strand.
Come ye, you seven Upright and bipedal O wave your feelers heav'nward O wave your feelers heav'nward O wave your feelers heav'nward Lobsters all.
Away in a desert No ocean in sight The seven red lobsters Were marching upright
The birds in the sky Looked down where they trod The lonely crustaceans All searching for God.
Lobsters from the deepest oceans Now are walking on the land Though they somehow don't leave footprints Still they line up on the sand
Glooooooooooooooria Vagari locusta Glooooooooooooooria Vagari Locusta
Seagulls in the sky abiding Watching now for all they're worth "What has caused these crazed decapods To traverse the barren earth?"
Nephropidae keep their mysteries Frozen solid on the page Evermore their pincers clicking In percussive pilgrimage
Glooooooooooooooria Vagari locusta Glooooooooooooooria Vagari Locusta
Here's something a bit more contemporary.
It was Christmas Eve, babe, In the fish tank. A crayfish said to me, won't see another one. And then he sang a song, 'The Old Bay Seasoning”. I dreamed of the beach, babe, And got to reasoning. I'm gonna have some fun ‘Cos I’m the lucky one. I’m the last in this line And near the water. ‘Cos “Happy Christmas” Means lots of greeting, And lots more eating, So for us it just means slaughter. If I walk like a man And carry a fan, Then I can stay cool Between surf-line and pool. 'Cos if I get spotted Too far up the shore, It’s only drawn butter That’s waiting for me. You were red! I was blue, I looked nothing like you! I got out of the water Before it was hot. The chef’s knife was swinging, The hash it was slinging, So we nipped round a corner And into the night. Now the lads who go out fishing With their nets in Galway Bay Have all returned to port For Christmas Day. You’re a shrimp! You’re a wimp! You’ll evolve to a chimp, Lying there like a crab or a cod on a slab! You look like an oyster! You couldn’t be moister If it rained all the way from your face to your arse! But the lads who do the fishing From those boats on Galway Bay Have docked beside the pier On Christmas Day. You could be quite a dish, But so would any fish, With lots of flavoured creams Piped all around you. I’d rather swim, babe, Deep in the sea, babe, Just you and me, babe, We'll keep well clear of Mayo. And the lads who'd be out fishing In their boats on Galway Bay Are at home and getting drunk This Christmas Day.
Here's the original - warning, contains Language, Imagery, Poetry, Emotion, Adversity, Despair, Hope, Love, Implied Smoking and Artistic Monochrome.
Nollaig Shona daoibh, or the Winter Festival Of Your Preference.
Nollaig Shona daoibh,
or the Winter Festival
Of Your Preference.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
It's that time of the year.
my boyfriend is photoshopping the pikachu with an eevee hoodie plush to just be an eevee with a big gaping mouth :/
cheesepburger………
tastee…
Shark ✨🦈
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happy normal fuckin day to everyone who doesnt celebrate christmas or rly any holidays today n tomorrow. hope you have an average day. hope its chill like any other
Have a day
have a day yeah