okay

believers never die, but I'm a skeptic at heart

[deadbeatmaker]

imagine if someone messaged you like “heads up this person made a callout post about you” and then you go to check and it’s behind a paywall lmaoooo

[bauliya]

[copperplatescript]

i have an idea for a meme hold on let me make it

[copperplatescript]

[omegaverse]

would die for a fresh hot corn on the cob rn

[omegaverse]

i forgot where i was. cock on the cob i guess

[omegaverse]

corn on the cock. i hate it here

[omegaverse]

im gonna fucking corn on the kill myself

[catchymemes]

[sweet-soul-brotha]

[samsketchbook]

“My sister was a tiny child then, and she was drinking her milk, and all of a sudden I saw that she was God and the milk was God. I mean, all she was doing was pouring God into God, if you know what I mean”.

- Nine Stories by J D Salinger

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at a junk sale once I saw the most beautiful picture I have ever seen, of a little dog drinking milk from a glass. On the back it said GIGI 1969. I love you Gigi. I dug through the bin and found many more pictures of you, being held by people who loved you. One was a man named Hussein. None of the others were labeled.  There was a sweet motherly woman, and also someone who looked like a Hollywood actress with big glossy hair, all holding you like the prize.  You are dead, because you are a dog from the 60s. 

[caviria]

[unpretty]

my mom is still on facebook and she's in a lot of local groups that seem to be mostly about calling out your neighbors for being bad drivers or whatever but i'm absolutely losing it at this post

[mwg-drwg]

[tar-mairons]

tumblr is great because I know the plotline of at least fifteen different tv series without ever having seen an episode

[alkatyn]

also a bunch of series where i have no idea of the plot but infinite detail on the relationship between two characters

[velvetys]

Wait it July omg it’s ending next month NOW HOLD ON‼️

[hotvampireadjacent]

Doesn’t every month end every month

[suneiku]

Like can we summon this m

[insufficiently-advanced]

like to charge reblog to cast

[antique-scarecrow]

A monster?

A Hero

[elodieunderglass]

Sweet pangolin baby. A little guy. A friend

[kainablue]

LIKE TO CHARGE REBLOG TO CAST

[hostilemuppet]

i dont know what any of your icons are i just notice the vague colour patterns and thats it

[hostilemuppet]

oh fuck predominantly green with orange and white accents just posted i love them

[phoebebridgersphotos]

[merriweatherpostpaviliontshirt]

can't stop thinking about this king

[doomstrange-deactivated20230725]

YO THIS DUDE GOT DICKASS

[memewhore]

[facelesskinkyblackguyblog]

LMAOOOOOO

[black-geek-supremacy]

It be like that tho

[mashallah]

[recycledstars]

You’re my present this year.

[rainglazed]

Y'all need to STOP

[folgersincest]

Merry Christmas y’all

[sensitivesiren]