me as me

[xtrasoph]

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Bakersfield, I love you

[ceruleanheaven]

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man

[crybabyblogz]

things are going really badly!!! whatever!!!!

[deanwinchesterapologist]

finding a new doctor. applying for jobs. searching for apartments. messaging used car dealers. getting your health insurance to do their job. getting a pharmacy to do their job. getting the dmv to accept the documents they told you to bring. just listing things they probably make you do in hell

[xtrasoph]

you forgot homework

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I hate when my side hustle (student at a top university) gets in the way of my main hustle (laying in the grass with my shoes off)

[stufflikethathere]

[xtrasoph]

SETH COHEN I LOVE YOU

[oneheadtoanother]

[xtrasoph]

the chrysalids by John wyndham

[fangsup-cobrastyle]

Making this its own post because I occasionally remember this and can't stop laughing

When I was 14, my friends and I went to see Madagascar 3 - told our parents and then walked to and from the theater by ourselves. When I got home, my mom asked me all kinds of questions about the movie, and I told her about it, and I kept singing the stupid Afro Circus song

and eventually she gave in and was like, "Wait, you guys really went to see Madagascar? I assumed you were lying to us and sneaking into a rated R movie." And I fear I have never felt so lame as I did in that moment.

[xtrasoph]

I made my friends watch Madagascar recently and I spent the whole time waiting for them to go to Africa, because like... that's the plot of the movie. come to find out! my family owned Madagascar 2 on DVD growing up, and that's actually the only one ive seen lately

[xtrasoph]

they should make a Caffeine that doesnt make you feel like your hearts gonna explode

[mango-season]

did mitski ever find out what to do after you've been big and small and big and small again and still nobody wants you

[syring3]

[philcollinsenjoyer]

Thank you divorce for all you've done for music

[meadow-dusk]

[unechienandalusia]

[milliebugydementia]