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// I’ll make this disclaimer rn. I’ve hit a rly bad, idk, bump I guess? I’m really sorry, I won’t be on my accounts very often. But I’ll try really hard to get on. I have an aim, mainly for Jungkook but I can use it for my other accounts as well. It’s [email protected]. I’ve found people can actually add me if they do the entire email.
Again, I’m really terribly sorry.
"We're stuck..."
“Is that really a bad thing” He asks from behind Mark. “We could have some fun~”
"We're stuck..."
“Is that really a bad thing” He asks from behind Mark. “We could have some fun~”
A shiver ran down his spine, shifting and legs spreading ever so slightly to make room for the other’s leg as he fought to lead the kiss. He pressed forward while trailing his hands down to Jackson’s waist.
Jackson pinned Mark to the door again, grinding his leg up. “Hyung~” He kissed down his neck nipping him every so often.
"We're stuck..."
“Is that really a bad thing” He asks from behind Mark. “We could have some fun~”
A shiver ran down his spine, shifting and legs spreading ever so slightly to make room for the other’s leg as he fought to lead the kiss. He pressed forward while trailing his hands down to Jackson’s waist.
"We're stuck..."
“Is that really a bad thing” He asks from behind Mark. “We could have some fun~”
The first kiss, he was uncomfortable and nervous, but with each pass of their lips he gradually lost the nerves he had. This wasn’t so bad. Mark moved his hands to Jackson’s chest then his shoulders, kissing him back.
Jackson nipped at Marks bottom lip, pulling it between his. He moved his hand that was still on the door, to cupping behind the others neck.
A small noise escaped him as opened his eyes a tad and pulled back just slightly, licking his lip better. He delved right back in, kissing Jackson hard to pleasantly avenge his poor lip.
"We're stuck..."
“Is that really a bad thing” He asks from behind Mark. “We could have some fun~”
The first kiss, he was uncomfortable and nervous, but with each pass of their lips he gradually lost the nerves he had. This wasn’t so bad. Mark moved his hands to Jackson’s chest then his shoulders, kissing him back.
a really long, but categorized, ask meme
ACTIONS - ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING
*Accidentally spills [[SPECIFY HERE]] on you*
*Slaps you*
*Kisses you on the lips*
*Bites your lip*
*Rubs your shoulders*
*Dumps ice water over your head*
*Winks at you*
*Flips hair at you*
*Throws a ball of paper towards you*
*Hands you a note, inside it says [[SPECIFY HERE]]*
*Slams the door shut behind you*
*Storms out of the room*
*Wraps my arms around you from behind*
*Kisses your neck*
*Nibbles on your earlobe*
*Tucks a strand of hair behind your ear*
*Strokes your hair*
*Caresses your cheek*
*Holds you in my arms*
QUOTES - PICK UP LINES EDITION
“You’re cute and I’m horny. You thinking what I’m thinking?”
“I see you like cardio… wanna go back to my place and do it together?”
“I’m sorry, but I just received a call for you. From heaven? I think they’re missing an angel.”
“Hold my hand? I’m afraid I’m getting lost in your eyes.”
“Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.”
“Are you a pokemon? Because I’d like to peek-at-chu.”
“If I had a dollar for every beautiful girl/guy I saw tonight, I’d have one dollar. Because the only beautiful girl/guy in here is you.”
“Maybe I could show you my [[SPECIFY ITEM]] collection. It’s back at my house, so we’d have to go there but…”
*Spills a drink on your shirt* “I’m so sorry! But if it’s any reassurance, I think that top would look better on my bedroom floor anyways.”
QUOTES - STRANGERS EDITION
“I’m sorry, have we met before?”
“I don’t know you, but thanks.”
“You’re a very nice guy/girl, you know that?”
“We only just met… but I’d really like to see you again.”
“Do you think you could move your ass out of my friend’s seat?”
“It’s none of your business. We just met.”
“Hey I’m [[NAME HERE]] and my crazy ex-girlfriend/boyfriend is here and I was wondering if you’d pretend to date me so I can get them off my back?”
“I’m so sorry about that! Let me buy you a new sandwich.”
“Oh shit. I didn’t mean to trip you I swear, I’m sorry.”
QUOTES - WORKPLACE EDITION
“Did you get that email I sent you last night?”
“No, I’m serious. She/he brought a flask to work.”
“I overheard the boss and I think you’re about to be put up for a promotion!”
“I know what you’ve got in that top drawer.”
“I can’t believe you’re drunk at work.”
“You know, most people watch porn at home.”
“Your Netflix binge is using up all the broadband.”
“Stop torrenting, asshole! I have a report to send off to Japan in an hour and I can’t even open Gmail!”
“If you spent half as much time on doing your job as you do on World on Warcraft, maybe you’d have a chance at a promotion too.”
“You’ve been working here for 6 years and you don’t know where the break room is?”
QUOTES - SCHOOL EDITION
“Didn’t you hear? [[NAME HERE]] and [[NAME HERE]] hooked up last night!”
“We lost the playoffs.”
“The girls team beat the boys!”
“I heard he/she got called into the principal’s office.”
“Apparently the swim team had an orgy after hours.”
“I heard they were fucking in the bathroom.”
“She/he’s been paying people to do their homework!”
“She/he fell running in the hallway and knocked out a few teeth.”
“I can’t believe we’re graduating this year.”
“Being a freshman sucks.”
“I slept with a sophomore last weekend.”
“She/he told me they were a junior!”
“Why are those freshmen staring at you?”
“Is there a reason everyone suddenly knows your name overnight?”
“How come everyone suddenly knows who I am?”
“Did you tell them about my [[INSERT SECRET HERE]]?!”
“I can’t believe you hooked up with my boyfriend/girlfriend.”
“I definitely failed that test.”
“I got an A on my essay!”
QUOTES - SASS EDITION
“Wow, there’s a stick wedged so far up your ass I don’t think I can even pull it out.”
“I’m sorry, but my number of fucks to give has officially reached a negative number.”
“Uranus called and said I’m huge and in the way.”
“I’m searching… searching… oh. Well would you look at that. I couldn’t find any fucks to give.”
“What’s the difference between a dolphin and you? Dolphins have brains.”
“Just because that’s mistletoe hanging above us doesn’t mean I’m going to kiss you.”
“Take a picture, it’ll last longer.”
“At this point you might as well ask for my autograph.”
QUOTES - ARGUMENTS/ROWS/QUARRELS EDITION
“You know I’m right! I’m always right!”
“Shut up. Just shut up!”
“I don’t need to listen to this.”
“You’re lying.”
“I can’t believe you’d say that. Even in an argument, that was low of you.”
“I can’t look at you.”
“Don’t fucking touch me.”
“If you say one more word, I swear…”
“Pipe down, you’re making a scene.”
“What’s wrong with you?”
“Now I know why people think you’re neurotic.”
“You must be crazy.”
“I'm not backing down.”
“You can’t hide the truth forever, you know.”
“What’s your issue?”
“You make me so angry.”
“This has nothing to do with you.”
QUOTES - LOVERS EDITION
“And… and I love you! It’s what I’ve been trying to tell you all along.”
“I don’t know how to say it. But you know what I’m trying to say, right?”
“I’ve never been good at this. I don't do relationships. But I… I want to try with you.”
“You’re the one that I want.”
“I don't care. I don’t give a shit, don’t you get it? I don’t give a flying fuck unless it has to do with you. I love you.”
“Please don’t say that. You know you’re the only one for me. Fuck everyone else.”
“I can’t stop thinking about you. Every minute of every day. I could be standing in the shower or cooking breakfast, but you’re still the only thought on my mind.”
“I want to wake up next to you, everyday for the rest of my life.”
“I’ve always been afraid of commitment, okay? That’s why I sleep around.”
“I’ve never wanted to give love a try until now.”
“Please, don’t leave me.”
“I need you more than you will ever know.”
“I love you more than I could ever express in words.”
QUOTES - DRUNK AND KNOCKING AT YOUR DOOR EDITION
*Starts singing [[SPECIFY SONG NAME]] outside your door/window*
“I didn’t fuck him/her, I swear!”
“I brought vodka and ice cream.”
“You left your anal beads at my house. Wait… no, they’re just normal mardi gras beads.”
“I can’t believe you went without me!”
“I love you, I love you so much and you just don’t see it. What am I supposed to do?”
“I know you’re sad and upset. Let me be your distraction! I want to be your distraction!”
“I can’t find my apartment and I couldn’t stop thinking about you.”
“Let me in! I think I’m gonna throw up.”
QUOTES - NSFW EDITION
“What do you think about this outfit?”
“Bend over.”
“It’s not going to get up by itself, you know.”
“I thought you’d be bigger.”
“Where did we leave those damned handcuffs?”
“I can’t find my vibrator.”
“Just set your phone on vibrate!”
“I want to fuck you until you’re raw and shaking.”
“That’s it… do a little striptease for me.”
“You can watch… but you can’t touch.”
“Be quiet! They’re going to hear us.”
“And get this… the new toy? It glows in the dark.”
“I’ve got two flavours. Cherry or fruit punch?”
“I want to be on top.”
“That is one fine ass.”
“You look like a screamer.”
“Let me tie you up.”
“What’ll our safeword be?”
“I love making you squirm.”
“Not my neck! It’s summer, I can’t wear a turtleneck in the sun.”
TEXTS - DRUNK EDITION
[TEXT] You dumped me for HIM/HER?
[TEXT] I can’t stop listening to our song.
[TEXT] My pillow still smells like you.
[TEXT] You left your cologne when you moved out. I used it up.
[TEXT] Do you even love me?
[TEXT] What happened to us?
[TEXT] I just want to eat bacon and see you naked. And then eat bacon off of you naked.
[TEXT] IM26C4U.
[TEXT] You never gave a shit about me.
[TEXT] I couldn’t care less.
[TEXT] Now you know how it feels.
[TEXT] I still love you.
[TEXT] I can’t stop thinking about all the times you told me you loved me… and wondering if they were lies.
TEXTS - NSFW EDITION
[TEXT] You can’t have me if you can’t even get the three C’s. Chocolates, champagne, and candles.
[TEXT] I’m in the bath… come join me?
[TEXT] Don’t tease. You know I like it rough.
[TEXT] Bed, counter, or floor?
[TEXT] If you can get here in five minutes I’ll suck you off first.
[TEXT] What do you think about threesomes? And, what about foursomes?
[TEXT] You’ve been naughty, I’m going to punish you.
[TEXT] I can’t believe you just sent me that. I’m at work/school!
TEXTS - EMERGENCY EDITION
[TEXT] I fell down the stairs and… well, I’m in the ER.
[TEXT] ______ got injured during their game and I’m waiting with them at the hospital but I can’t do this alone.
[TEXT] Did you know your mother/father is at the hospital right now??
[TEXT] I was cleaning out the garage and I’m stuck under some boxes!! Please help before the spiders get me.
[TEXT] I don’t know what happened I was just cooking and then all of a sudden the pasta was on fire!
"We're stuck..."
“Is that really a bad thing” He asks from behind Mark. “We could have some fun~”
Licking his dry lips to wet them, he pressed himself flat against the door. “Are you- are you coming onto me? In a closet? In a public space?” Okay, yeah, sure, Mark would be lying if he said that didn’t turn him on at least a little. But still!
“Was it not obvious? I really thought it was hyung~” Jackson’s eyes fell to Marks lips watching him wet them. “Hyung~ Will you please play with me?” He tried his best aegyo when he asked.
“I...” They were roughly the same height, but right now Mark felt small trapped between him and the door. Being eyed up like he was. “I... o-okay, yeah, you win. I’ll...I’ll play your game.”
"We're stuck..."
“Is that really a bad thing” He asks from behind Mark. “We could have some fun~”
Licking his dry lips to wet them, he pressed himself flat against the door. “Are you- are you coming onto me? In a closet? In a public space?” Okay, yeah, sure, Mark would be lying if he said that didn’t turn him on at least a little. But still!
"We're stuck..."
“Is that really a bad thing” He asks from behind Mark. “We could have some fun~”
Mark was suddenly aware, too aware, of their close proximity, how close Jackson was to him. “Jackson, I-” he cleared his throat, “I, uh… what if we get caught?”
Jackson pressed his lips to Mark’s neck briefly. “Then we might want to move fast~” He stepped back just enough to turn Mark so he was facing him, not a very easy thing to do in the cramped closet. “Now won’t you play with me Hyung?~”
He blinked at him, scanning his features for any sign of this being a joke set up for him to fall for. “You’re...you’re serious, oh my god. We’re in a closet!”
"We're stuck..."
“Is that really a bad thing” He asks from behind Mark. “We could have some fun~”
Mark was suddenly aware, too aware, of their close proximity, how close Jackson was to him. “Jackson, I-” he cleared his throat, “I, uh... what if we get caught?”
"We're stuck..."
“Is that really a bad thing” He asks from behind Mark. “We could have some fun~”
Mark shivered at the sound of Jackson’s voice, pressing as close to the door as he could. “What-what are you doing? Party games? You’re crazy.”
“You know games like, spin the bottle, truth or dare…” He pressed a little closer “Seven minutes in heaven?”
His heart skipped a beat and his breath caught in his throat. Seven minutes in heaven? Mark gulped, his heart beating a million beats a minute. “J-Jackson...?”
"We're stuck..."
“Is that really a bad thing” He asks from behind Mark. “We could have some fun~”
Mark shivered at the sound of Jackson’s voice, pressing as close to the door as he could. “What-what are you doing? Party games? You’re crazy.”
"We're stuck..."
“Is that really a bad thing” He asks from behind Mark. “We could have some fun~”
“Which is none.” Mark tried to open the door once more only for it to not budge even a single centimeter. They truly were stuck there til the end of their days. Unlike Jackson, Mark thought this was no laughing matter.
He sighed audibly, “Hyung you really have no imagination…” Jackson moved forward just a bit, effectively pinning mark between him and the door.
A noise of surprise escaped him, eyes widening a fraction and mouth going dry, though he didn’t quite know why. “Jackson?” he questioned, voice barely cracking on the last syllable of his name.
"We're stuck..."
“Is that really a bad thing” He asks from behind Mark. “We could have some fun~”
“Which is none.” Mark tried to open the door once more only for it to not budge even a single centimeter. They truly were stuck there til the end of their days. Unlike Jackson, Mark thought this was no laughing matter.
"We're stuck..."
“Is that really a bad thing” He asks from behind Mark. “We could have some fun~”
Mark huffed and fidgeted where he was, unable to move much. “Fun? There is little fun one can have in a space certainly not meant for two grown men.”
Jackson sighed, “You really have no imagination sometimes hyung…”
He made a small offended noise, looking back at Jackson over his shoulder, “What’s that supposed to mean?”
"We're stuck..."
“Is that really a bad thing” He asks from behind Mark. “We could have some fun~”
Mark huffed and fidgeted where he was, unable to move much. “Fun? There is little fun one can have in a space certainly not meant for two grown men.”
