Where's the fun in walking down the straight road?

Maybe you Daguanyuan bastards will "fix" me next time you pop my head off! [ran by @cookies-super-secret-blog] [https://www.tumblr.com/leiheng/784994929333125120?source=share <--- blog bannerrrr]

[xue-pan]

OKAY FROM THE TOP

SEND HOLE TO

[email protected]

Greetings rats and bastards alike! I am Xue Pan. The eldest, yet most despised son of house Xue. If any of you dare test me I will not hestitate to make your pronouns was/were. Okay? Okay!

That being said:

Jia Family DNI

Shis and Wangs are on thin fucking ice. You Can Interact But I will Laugh.

Baochai you can do better than him....

Elders if you're there hi.

"""""Limbus Company"""" I WILL FUCKING GET YOU.

10,000 JAR DEMONS ATTACK

Just like. Imagine 10,000 of this guy k thanxxxxxx

NAMED JAR MONSTERS:

TERRY, XIAO PAN, XUE JAR, XBOX360, CATHOLIC JAR, SATANIST JAR, TERRY'S BROTHER, ROTISSERIE JAR DEMON, KAIJU JAR DEMON

[xue-pan]

Can I give XBOX360 a snack?

YEAH HE'D LIKE THAT

[Insert jar monster happy gurgles before loud cfunching noises]

[xue-pan]

What are the jar demons individual names

LOOK AT THE PINNED POST, WORM

[xue-pan]

PUT YOUR DICK IN A PANINI PRESS!!!

CALL THAT SHIT PANINIS

[xue-pan]

skinny twink

AND WHAT OF IT?

SCARED YOUR HANDS WILL SHATTER ON MY BONY-ASS HIPS

[xue-pan]

It's Pride Month, Xue Pan, you know what that means

DO YOU WANT ME TO LIKE. MAKE GAY POSTS OR SOMETHING???

[boxdwellerstuck]

don't you already make gay posts

[xue-pan]

Not relevant to my post

[xue-pan]

It's Pride Month, Xue Pan, you know what that means

DO YOU WANT ME TO LIKE. MAKE GAY POSTS OR SOMETHING???

[xue-pan]

The jars aren’t heavy you’re just a twink

SHUTUPSHUT UP SHUTTHE FUCK UP

[xue-pan]

Join My Corporation -A

IDK ID RATHER GET A LOBOTOMY

[xue-pan]

[BASS BOOSTED FRYING PAN HIT SFX]

[xue-pan]

huh what

do you want us to send like gay asks what

OBVIOUSLY!!!

You fool. You cretin. Worm.

[xue-pan]

oh perfect! i can finally use twink poison jar!

IS THE POISON FOR TWINKS OR OF TWINKS

...

TIME SENSITIVE QUESTION

[xue-pan]

Pan

🍳

[EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER]

[xue-pan]

pride

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!!!!

you know what that means...

[xue-pan]

I can definitely make something rise for you.

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[xue-pan]

I like this advice

ME TOO!

GO, DO A CRIME

[xue-pan]

hi Pan feeling like shit rn any advice?

KILL

MAIM

RISE RISE RISE RISE

RISE