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You literally saved my life. Thank you.Â
Of course youâve been thinking about our talk because you know you Iâm right.Â
Can I tell you what else they have in common ?
If I want tour praise, I will ask for it.Â
Who is ______ and why does (s)he want me to call her/him ?
I do. Itâs like Christmas in a cup.Â
I mean, I wouldnât possibly drink the same coffee you drink just in case yours spilled. That would be pathetic.
Actually, we are headed to your office right now.Â
Iâd be impressed if you didnât spill it in the first place.Â
______, Iâm letting you go.
I have told you that is impossible.
You didnât even call him, did you ?
Heâs moving. Heâs got crazy eyes.Â
Because you are threatened by me !Â
You know what ? I feel sorry for you. Because you know what youâre gonna have on your deathbed ? Nothing and no one.Â
I didnât fire you because I feel threatened.Â
Another word and youâre going out of here with an armed escort.Â
Exactly. Is that what you want ? Didnât think so. I have work to do.Â
Youâre actually saving me from a weekend of misery.Â
Come get me in ten minutes. Weâve got a lot to do.Â
This isnât about my second raise, is it ?
Thereâs gotta be something we can do.Â
______, we are desperate to have you stay. If there was any way, any way we could make this work, weâd be doing it.Â
I think thereâs something that you should know. We are getting married.Â
Isnât (s)he your secretary ?
So yeah, the truth is, ______ and I, we are just two people who werenât meant to fall in love, but we did.Â
All those late nights at the office and weekend book fairs.
We tried to fight it, but⊠you canât fight a love like ours. Â
Married ? I didnât even know they were dating.Â
I donât understand whatâs happening.Â
And whatâs the problem ? Like you were saving yourself for someone special ?
Iâd like to think so. Besides, itâs illegal.Â
______, Iâm not going to marry you.
But until then, like it or not, your wagon is hitched to mine, okay?
I have a bad feeling about this.
So, ______, do you wanna talk to me ? No ? Yes ?
We couldnât tell anyone we were working with because of my big promotion.Â
Oh, uh, impossible. My parents are dead.Â
And where is this surprised going to take place ?
Youâre going to go to Alaska this weekend ?Â
Thatâs where my ______ is from.Â
Hey, uhm, why arenât you taking notes ?
And weâll tell my family about our engagement when I and how I want.
Ask me nicely to marry you, ______.
You heard me, on your knee.Â
Sweet, ______. Would you please, with cherries on top, marry me ?
The good news is that I know everything about you, but the bad news is that you have four days to learn all this about me.
You know all the answers to these questions about me ?
Iâm pretty sure that you have a tattoo.Â
You know, itâs exciting for me to experience you like this.
Well, how are we getting to Sitka ?
Itâs so good to see you !
I guess the word â girl â is inappropriate.
Now, do you prefer being called ______ or Satanâs mistress/mister ?
Ah ! Please donât do that.Â
You didnât tell me about all the family businesses, honey.Â
(S)he was probably just being modest, dear.Â
Family doesnât stay at a hotel. Youâre going to stay in our home.Â
Iâd love to, but (s)he wonât let me do anything. Â
Did you see the shoes that broad was wearing ?Â
(S)he comes with a lot of baggage.
Congratulations, Iâm a hundred years old.Â
Thatâs something only rich people say.
Nothing, itâs just a little welcoming party.Â
My grandmaâs moving faster than you. Put your back into it.
You know what, time out, okay ?
This bickering Bickerson thing has got to stop. People need to think that we are in love.
Thatâs no problem. I can do that. I can pretend to be the doting fiancĂ©.
For you. Itâs going to require that you stop snacking on children while they dream.
Okay, now, when are we going to tell them that weâre engaged ?Â
Iâll pick the right moment.Â
Iâm curious to know the answer myself.
Thatâs a hell of a first impression, ________.
No, no, no, no. (S)heâs not my meal ticket, ________. (S)heâs my fiancĂ©/fiancĂ©e.Â
See, itâs the texture. Iâm not a fish person.
I have a very important announcement Iâd like to make.Â
Thatâs okay. Itâs wash-and-wear.Â
Come on down here, pumpkin.
Time to celebrate. Letâs get the champagne.Â
Your mom wanted it to be a surprise, so surprise.Â
Oh! How a man/woman proposes says a lot about his/her character.Â
I actually would love to hear the story, ________.
Actually, ________ loves telling the story.
And he was scared, like a little tiny bird.
Yeah, thatâs not exactly how it happened.Â
Yeah, this woman/man is about as subtle as a gun.
I thought (s)he was seeing someone else.
And (s)he was choking back soft, soft sobs.Â
________, you are so sensitive.Â
Kiss her/him on the mouth like you mean it.Â
________, give her/him a real kiss !
Wow, this is beautiful. The view.Â
(S)heâll sleep in here with you.
If you get chilly tonight, use this. It has special powers. Â
Oh, what sort of special powers ?
I call it the Baby Maker.Â
Okay, well, I guess we are gonna be super careful with that one.Â
I havenât had a lot of vacation time in the last three years.
Are your eyes closed ? Are you sure ?
Uh, yes, because I was supposed to be in a hotel. Alone, remember ?
Can we just go to sleep ?
Looks like I wonât be getting much sleep with the sun streaming in.Â