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qiabata

pidge: this is so sad. lance, play despacito

cindersart

back when he was a small man

my-aesthetic-vibes

your eyes are like galaxies

clayaffinity

…a second before tragedy

other s6 redraws

ninoacca

stargazing ✨🌌

maybe-you-need-this

probablyvampirerpgideas

Make a Vampire character who’s lived through several waves of the common language’s development and can’t let go if certain gramatical habbits from different time eras.

So like, thou ist a horrid creature, an absolute cur, but go off i guess

anachronistic-cat

… can i use that phrase irl?

probablyvampirerpgideas

Absolutely you can and I encourage more uses of similar phrases that just completely fuck up the chronology of the english langauge. I wanna hear 15th century english mixed with surfer speak mixed with current age internet lingo like all the time.

the-argumentative-viper

Like this? Well my dude, seems like a weasel hath not such a deal of splean as you’re toss’d with. Chill already, you’re not valid.

nuttersincorporated

You are an unrighteous, bastardly gullion. Heaven truly knows that thou art false as hell. When you die, I will face God and walk backwards into hell just so that I can beat your ass in the afterlife too.

fromthemindofatwentyorotherlycan

I love the idea of a vampire who’s language travels back in time as they get pissed.

theshitpostcalligrapher

im begging yall someone commission me for these because i have a memory of a goldfish on shrooms and will not remember to do so otherwise

catnippackets

I just thought of something else I wanted to point out RE: Lance being the one Shiro reaches out to but Keith being the one to save Shiro and bring the clone arc to a close. everybody I know was pretty annoyed about that and saying that it should’ve been Lance saving Shiro but tbh I think in the long run it made perfect sense that they did it this way.

it fits in with all of Lance’s biggest insecurities. he already believes that he doesn’t have much to offer, romantically, friendship-ly, and as a team member of Voltron. he’s been told he’s not as good as Keith, and has always believed that Keith was better than him even if he pretended otherwise. when he finds out the man he thought was Shiro was a clone and he had seen Shiro in the astral plane, he was fucking devastated. he cried. he was guilty, he thought it was his fault, he realized that once again he’d been presented with a chance to do something and make a difference and yet he wasn’t able to do it and so Keith did it instead. when Allura fell in love with Lotor he was heartbroken but he didn’t seem surprised, because he truly didn’t believe he had anything to offer her.

and that’s always been his biggest hangup, hasn’t it? he’s always thought he was never good enough and now, albiet accidentally, every single member of the team has proven to him that he was right to think that about himself. Hunk no longer sees him as a best friend and neither he nor Pidge make an effort to include him in their science schemes, making him feel unintelligent and not good enough to be a friend. Allura does not reciprocate his romantic feelings, making him think he’s undesirable. Shiro reached out to Lance for help and Lance wasn’t able to save him, making him think he’s useless. Keith tbh was the only one who really listened to Lance at all but he’s been gone for 3 seasons which definitely hasn’t helped him at all.

Lance doesn’t see how great he is at all and now he truly believes he’s let everybody down.