lys fetsko

people hate me & I hate people

[heart]

heart:

what do you guys think the point of life is

this was beautiful to read

[xxbohemianxx]

If My Dog Could Talk

Dog: WAT DOING

Me: Nothing. I just stood up.

Dog: WHERE GO

Me: I'm literally walking 3 feet away. I'm not even leaving the room.

Dog: CAN I COME

Me: I mean sure but I'm literally just-

Dog: I COME TOO

Dog: WAT DOING

Me: I need to open this door.

Dog: I HALP

Me: No but you're in front of the door. Move please.

Dog: I HALP

Me: Sigh.

Dog: WHERE GOING

Me: I am going right back to the exact place I was sitting a second ago.

Dog: CAN I COME

Me: Sure.

Dog: I SIT IN LAP

Me: No please don't you are-

Dog: I SIT IN LAP

Me: No there's no room and-

Dog: LAP

Me: No, sit on the floor and I'll pet you.

Dog: RIGHT HERE

Me: That's literally on top of my leg.

Dog: IT'S PERFECT PET ME

Me: I am petting you. One second, let me just grab my glass-

Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME

Me: I literally am petting you, I just needed a drink-

Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME

Me: I AM

Dog: I SIT IN LAP

Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME

Dog: HOLD SLOBBER TOY

Dog: SNEEZE IN UR FACE

Me: .......

[wtf-jax]

MIDDLE FINGERS UP IF YOU DON’T GIVE A *whispers quietly so my parents can’t hear me* frick

[siacherry]

*POLICE SIRENS*

[mutecrows]

*HELICOPTER BLADES WHIRRING*

[saltyhealer-deactivated20170126]

[gavin screaming]

[piginapoke]

who the fuck is Gavin

[victorianho]

i don’t know but he seems pretty upset

[lebada]

THIS IS A LEGENDARY POST IVE ONLY SEEN IN SCREENSHOTS

[lulustears-deactivated20170607]

boys cry girls masturbate boys can like pink and not be gay girls can have short hair and not be a lesbian boys can like ballet girls can like video games boys can be hot without a six pack girls can be hot without a hairless body boys can have hair down to their waists girls can have stretch marks, curves and back fat gender doesn’t determine what you can and cannot enjoy, what you can and cannot look like or what you can and cannot do

[ocheano]

gender equality please

[timid]

my neutral expression makes me look like im always in a bad mood which is convenient because it’s usually true

[1ims-deactivated20150227]

If u think someone (me) is cute you should tell them (me)

[moonmotherrr]

this is my life now

[dreamingmalum]

DRUM LESSONS with huke lemmings

[evanspetres-deactivated20201015]

did Luke seriously just roll away from Calum 

[fricklefracal-deactivated201511]

I feel like no one appreciates rolling luke

[plantain-emoji]

May your next period be light and end quickly

[plantain-emoji]

This is literally now my favorite post ever, because its become thousands of reblogs consisting of passing on good fortune. Meanwhile many of y’all added your own comments saying your thanks, and continuing the chain by adding your own little bit of wishful thinking. You are all wonderful.

[neeka-neko-deactivated20160625]

may you not leak even once

[meand-mybrain]

may you not ruin your good underwear

[khulem-deactivated20181203]

stop romanticizing mic dropping… damage to sound equipment is no joke

[thinkofbroadway-blog]

This is the most tech manager thing I’ve ever read

[fireheartes]

[xxbohemianxx]

baby, we’re the  n e w   r o m a n t i c s

[greyisunavailable]

The woman who falsely accused football star Brian Banks of raping her is being forced to pay big time.

A judge has ordered that the woman pay $2.6 million to Banks for ruining his life with false allegations. The lies caused him to lose numerous scholarship offers to college and also led to a prison sentence of over five years.

Wanetta Gibson told lies to authorities when she accused Banks of assaulting her when the two attended Long Beach Poly High, where Banks was both a student and football star.

After the conviction, the girl sued the school district and received $1.5 million. The conviction was overturned when Gibson was secretly recorded admitting that she made the whole thing up.

Years later, Gibson confessed and Banks was released. The woman is being forced to repay a $750,000 settlement to the school, plus attorneys fees, interest and another $1 million in punitive damages

Source: http://newsone.com/2597559/brian-banks-wanetta-gibson/

[kungfu-treachery-deactivated201]

Thank god

[stankyleg-deactivated2918973]

Please spread this.

[affablyevil]

She should have to do at least as much prison time as he did.

[au-revoir-mon-amie-deactivated2]

He was the best linebacker in the country. He had a full ride to USC and she ruined it. She ruined his whole life.

Also not mentioned here is that he plead guilty to avoid a life sentence because his lawyer said that no jury would believe that a black man didn’t do it. I’m not blaming the lawyer at all. He’s an expert. But his expert advice was that society would condemn this boy to prison for a crime he never committed. Think about that shit.

[nxvxrbvckdown-deactivated201503]

That’s some fucked up shit

[anjinho-de-cores]

-________________________- What kind of shitty human being? That’s highkey the most dirty thing you can do to a person, especially when it is a Black male and the justice system is already stacked against him even in his innocence. This is racism and violence, she needs to go to prison.

[the-simple-sound-deactivated201]

Not to mention a waste of time and money that could be used to help real victims

[whydontuhitmewithyourbestshot]

[shirt-haver]

Hypocrisy

[thekingofhorror-deactivated2016]

So fucking powerful.

[cooasswhiteboiii47]

can’t get over this

[iamthechinigan-deactivated20150]

*slow clap*

[shxt-faced-deactivated20180614]

so well demonstrated 

[dreamliest]

People need to take action and help out even if it’s something small like food or clothing it means a lot

[thestateofyourheart-deactivated]

Russell Brand calls out Fox News

[dinzwaz-deactivated20150402]

LMFAO I love Russell Brand

[xxbohemianxx]

Working at the check out

*Some old dude packing up his shopping*

Me: Have a nice evening

Guy: Don't say that

Me: Sorry?

Guy: Have a nice evening. What does that even mean? If I've just had a divorce am I going to have a nice evening? If my mother just died am I going to have a nice evening? Just say good evening. It's formal and to the point.

Me:...

Me: good evening then.

*Later is a group of 21 year olds, all buying alcohol*

Me: [getting flustered as the line at my checkout is super long] can I see ID?

First dude: of course! Pass them down boys we can make this easier for her. Calm down, you're doing great.

Do people genuinely still think young people are the worst customers?

[micdotcom]

Watch: Lillian is a burlesque dancer and her TEDx talk nails the key to positive body image