xx_Chl_Chl_xx

What is life without a little chaos

[pukicho]

Do you have a twitter account or is twitter pukicho a dopple ganger

It's me

see?

[xxchlchlxx]

I think you are Twitter pukicho’s doppelgänger

[pukicho]

Well if you tag my posts like this it then it makes me look like a fucking lunatic

[xxchlchlxx]

Bold of you to assume you fuck

[pukicho]

Do you balls cry

You send me this ask every day, always grammatically wrong, every day.

[xxchlchlxx]

Do you balls cry

[pukicho]

Do you respond to everyone?

Please don't make me screenshot the 68,355 unanswered messages again

[xxchlchlxx]

But do you?

[pukicho]

If I was a dictator I wouldn’t be corrupt

[xxchlchlxx]

Your empire seems to be doing fine

[pukicho]

you use light mode?

Yes shut up I’ve been on tumblr for over a decade We never used to have a dark mode, i am in blue mode permanently

[xxchlchlxx]

I thought you’d prefer yellow mode

[pukicho]

You think you are so cute and quirky with your yellow ass jaundice ass sunflower ass banana looking ass

You are, have a nice day :)

Thank you <3 Have a nice day!!

[xxchlchlxx]

Ass ass is you

[pukicho]

Do I hide my shame or pretend my self-doubts were intentional ?

[xxchlchlxx]

Those options are exactly the same

[pukicho]

Sick and tired of trees, and honestly? What use do they have?? Get rid of them.

[queenofwerewolves]

but.. we need to breath Puki.

[pukicho]

That’s a you problem

[xxchlchlxx]

Are... are you a bee?

[pukicho]

Sick and tired of trees, and honestly? What use do they have?? Get rid of them.

[xxchlchlxx]

Take my trees and I take the worms

[pukicho]

do you like gartlic brread

mmm garctic bread. ..

[xxchlchlxx]

They said gartlic bread you under developed, fully grown, taker of happiness

[pukicho]

Bro, your human?

I’m made of flesh and bone aren’t I?

[xxchlchlxx]

They’re asking about YOUR human

[pukicho]

Mmmm gelatinous

[xxchlchlxx]

Did @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses consent to that?

[pukicho]

Just took a dip in a pool past pool hours. I’m a bad boy, what bad boy thing did u do todayV?????

[purplebingo]

I went to work :(

[pukicho]

Lame next time try small acts of mischief

[xxchlchlxx]

I’m gonna do big acts of mischief

[pukicho]

Strength in numbers they said, that’s why I swallowed 36 cough drops, yet I’m weaker than ever before

[mariishat]

eat more the numbers are still too low

[pukicho]

Thank you, thank you

[xxchlchlxx]

Are you eating the mint, cherry, or honey lemon? Cuz remember: blue means mana, red is hp, and yellow is yellow

[reallybadblackoutpoems]

magicalmoonbeams’ poem (2021) - magicalmoonbeams

“she was the tits”

submitted by @xxchlchlxx​

[pukicho]

Feeling highly innocent today

[xxchlchlxx]

Is that your plea?