The Bravest Of Pandas

They/Them

[mihai-florescu]

The lion does not concern itself with the bank account balance when a little treat is calling

[mihai-florescu]

The lion will never financially recover from this

[hazeldomain]

Poll: if your mom remarries when you’re 26 years old is that guy still your stepdad or is he just your mom’s husband.

[hazeldomain]

The poll winner seems to be “depends on whether you like him” which is super valid.

Mine watches fox news so “mom’s husband” it is!

[brainsforbabyjesus]

My family has a great way of distinguishing between a new spouse you like and new spouse you disdain!

Your mom/aunt/grandma/etc remarries and they are actually a cool person, you use their first name. So if you were to introduce them they would be: Aunt Jane and Bob.

If your mom/aunt/grandma/etc remarries and they are a fuckwad you introduce them as: this is Aunt Jane and her second husband. The implication being that they are very replaceable and that we’re all just waiting for her to wise up to the situation and serve you divorce papers, she did it once, she can do it again.

[hazeldomain]

MAGNIFICENT

[readysetyeet]

Alright, but what if my mom on her third marriage found a decent man, but my mother herself is shitty

[devilboyblues]

"my stepdad's wife"

[helepikolik]

@sapphic-sargent your tags omg

You are doing God’s work

[mousegirlheart]

MOUSE YAOI REAL

[sabertoothwalrus]

[lovefrombegonia]

Yuder is so funny coz the moment he saw his own 20yo stupid face in the mirror, his mind went: "Who the fuck is gonna listen to THIS...?" 😭

[icaruspendragon]

to ensure my stance is clear: i am pro-palestine and anti-zionist, but i am not pro-antisemitism or anti-jewish.

[butnot0ften]

surely someone has already thought of/made this but i made my own version anyway

[softwaring]

[rokkunzenith]

“Let the fight begin!” Who will be the winner???

Tara

Mystra

Voting ended onDec 17, 2023

[rokkunzenith]

The people have spoken!

TARA WON!!!

[awetfrog]

(affectionately) you look very throwable

[perstress]

What have you been doing all evening?

-drinking wine and fooling around 🦇🍷

[jeeaark]

Anyone have a near panic attack after realizing they accidentally brought every companion with a Big Baddy Agenda to the Big Baddy get-together? BECAUSE I SURE DID.

Sure-maybe the game made it look like they were all level-headed and making rational decisions, but offscreen? Preeetty sure Greygold was the only person keeping those knuckleheads from blowing their cover.

And one last tribute to the mechanically useless rope GreyGold carried around, you know, Just In Case.

[frickerdoodle]

I am not a very bright paladin but i am a resourceful paladin

[cozy2000]

thank you doctor for doubling my testosterone. however i turn into a hound of some sorts late into the evenings. i am not complaining but i was not informed of this effect either way

[cozy2000]

no i think this will find the right audience somehow

[falmarindecarme]

was messing around to come up with some sticker designs to hand out at my next con and created this beauty.

Long Tara.

[eternalgirlscout]

in my experience nobody stops having a favorite animal when they grow up but people DO stop asking. well now i’m asking. what’s everyone’s favorite animal mine is the noble manatee

[cheddar-baby]

What the sneef? I'm snorfin' here!

[cheddar-baby]

Hey? You doin alright @ghost--bot ??

[ghost--bot]

[heehoothefool]

[jatersade]

Just looked at my history page on ao3 and I have 588 pages of history lmao

[jatersade]

alright ladies theydies and gents let’s play a game called reblog this with the number of pages your ao3 history has in the tags so i know whether I need 2 seek help:-)

[wonderland-girl]

607... not bad, not bad, I lurked for so long before getting an account though!

[ibelieveinturtles]

379. Less than I expected.

[beka-tiddalik]

1004.

Yup.