"These words he speaks are true..."

🕷 "We're all humanary stew... if we don't pledge allegiance to.. the Black Widow!" 🕷 Welcome to my clown town🤡 || KLAUE/RAT || horror enthusiast || 21+ adult || 🇮🇹🇧🇷 || HE/HIM/THEY/THEM (PLURAL) || mostly reblogs || 🐀I like drawing, writing & RPing stinky old men🐀

[burgerrat]

(credit to xxxsarihartxxx for the gif used here!)

Howdy! I'm Klaue/Rat, sometimes we draw, sometimes we write :P

Self-proclaimed #1 King Candy enthusiast and Cy-bug expert (I've been here since 2012 I think I've more than deserved those titles.👿) Other than Wreck-It Ralph, I also have a special interest for rats and insects.

Wondering why sometimes there's little random emojis on our posts/reblogs? That's because each rapresents a diff headmate interacting with a post or simply just reblogging it as something that fits what they enjoy or their interests!

He/they(plural) pronouns please. We use tonetags! I'd be thankful if you could use them when talking to me ^^

All-time special interests: Wreck-It Ralph, Alice in Wonderland, rats, insects, I Have No Mouth and I must Scream, OCs, dinosaurs, horror genre, MLP

Other 'strong' fixations: Star Wars; Tau (2018); Phantom of The Paradise; 2010: The Year We Make Contact; Electric Dreams (1984); Portal 2; Harley Sawyer (I dislike Poppy Platime as a game but I really enjoy some of the characters); Inscryption; The Adventures of Professor Egghead creepypasta series; Happy Tree Friends; Baldur's Gate 3; Vincent Price; werewolves; Van Helsing 2004

(credit to cryptidclub for the image used here!)

[neapolitan-natasha]

Happy pride mouth mamam

Be whoop you aarrreee, for your prriiiddeeeuuujjhhh/Ref

[frostcorpsclub]

Some of the Frost's smoke cigarettes others smoke weed, some drink booze, some lose themselves in wanton violence.

When Janleigh is stressed she makes a rootbeer float

[burgerrat]

Not sure, ill have to rewatch it and report back how i feel about The Algorithm (deadmeat)

PLEASE DO IM BEGGING YOU

this is the Only 'canon' footage of his appearence

You bet your jellybeans I'm designing him a form one way or another. I'm obsessed with this thing it's absolute hell because it's even lower than just 'underrated'.

[burgerrat]

Reblogging this as a personal reminder that I WILL be making my own content on this thing. Design aside I'm gonna dump some ideas, headcanons and such for the Interviewer

Starting here with hashtags 🤭

[dankxsinatra]

[crownkeeper]

before there were blorbos there were little meow meows and before there were little meow meows there were cinnamon rolls

[vile-things]

[omegaruby-alphasapphire]

[transgenderization]

i love this gif im posting it everywhere today

[cracklet]

Punching Him Thursday

[vangoghcore]

by daniel_casson

[garaks-padded-bra]

i made up Star Trek to trick you guys

[digital-morganism-deactivated20]

so now I'm gay for nothing?

[garaks-padded-bra]

now youre gay for nothing.

[burgerrat]

@frostcorpsclub I'm watching the Misery kill cound had the following concept idea:

Frostbitten who's like, creepily obsessed with one of the Frost kids and they build a one-sided imaginary relationship with said kid (similiar to what goes on in Bon's brain in regards to the god he worships). If that isn't a thing already with the Next Gen.

I was thinking of Jasper being the target because it would be funny to have the basement dweller be the Paul Sheldon to someone's Annie Wilkes.

[sklent]

Huh. Hwuh

[lithominium]

Put your harpy girl in a harness, then attach a big rope to the harness, then take her to the park and fly her like a kite

[grimoiremanifest]

☝️Probrlem

[lithominium]

Whats the problem

[grimoiremanifest]

how;get down

[deadelated]

indeed...

[tumbwr]

[frostcorpsclub]

[burgerrat]

[frostcorpsclub]

Incorrect Quote 152

Jack: I’m confused Janleigh you never get mad, what do you know about anger management?

Janleigh: Oh Daddy, I’m angry in ways that defy logic and international convention.

Janleigh: BUT I manage my anger issues :)