the emo is mid(west)

probs just gonna post my terrible lyrics here

[xxcrabcorexx]

Intro post

i dont even like crabcore i just dont have a better name rn

fav bands: 200 Stab Wounds, Blasphemy, Cannibal Corpse, Coagulation, Darkthrone, Dehumanized, Dethklok, Devourment, Dratna, Flowers For Persephone, Gatecreeper, Haggus, Hatebreed, In Your Last Moments, I Killed The Prom Queen, Joshua Fit For Battle, Kodan Armada, Limp Bizkit (ik leave me alone), Mauled, Metrorrhagia, Modern Baseball, Municipal Waste, Nocturnal Depression, NONE, Nuclear Assault, Pathologist, PeelingFlesh, Suicide Silence, Spectral Wound, Slayer, Tears of Avarel, Terror, Terrorizer, Tool,

if you listen to sabaton, shinedown, or hollywood undead pls reconsider

[xxcrabcorexx]

my experimental screamocore band is so back >:)

[balsacthejawsofdeath]

limp bizkit haters are boring

[miniaturize]

the concept of a site that doesn't even allow porn requiring age verification for mature content. you gotta give us your legal id or else we'll hide random posts that were incorrectly flagged from you

[captain-price-returns]

[venomouslilith]

@staff

[dandelionsresilience]

Submit a complaint, like we did with the reblogs update. probably won’t be as effective since they’re trying to comply in advance with legal bullshit that they take more seriously than the privacy of their users, but still.

Scroll the reblogs on the announcement for good points to raise. If nothing else, according to Tumblr’s own policy you have to be 13 years old to make an account, so any account that was made more than 5 years ago must be at least 18 years of age or is already breaking policy, thereby making it not Tumblr’s problem.

and please for the love of fuck don’t give them your ID.

For now, it looks like if you don’t hand over your identity, you’ll just be locked out of “mature” posts (which include paintings of fruit, but not sexually explicit ads, even though actual human-made porn isn’t allowed at all regardless of content tag). Worst case, you will be okay without tumblr. Believe me, I don’t want to leave either, but I will if the alternative requires me to doxx myself

[foone]

Important rules for the "age verification" era of the internet that we're living in:

1. Do not do age verification.

2. If you have to do age verification, cheat. Do not under any circumstances give them your real ID.

[very-gay-alkyrion]

Free Tool Says it Can Bypass Discord's Age Verification Check With a 3D Model

The tool presents users with a 3D model they can then manipulate to, the creator says, bypass Discord's age verification system.

Oh no I dropped my link, what a horrible thing! Sure hope this doesn't get reblogged until it reaches users from the UK and Brazil!

And remember to not make a second account just to test out what works best when verifying your identity

[asksanguinius40k]

A reminder that we still dont support Age Verification bullshit.

[flower-crowns-and-combat-boots]

Paywall removed here

[danikriatura]

Sharing this cuz if you think ANY of this has ANYTHING to do with "protecting children", they already got to you.

[charlesoberonn]

Light Yagami: *furiously writing Bugs Bunny's name in the Death Note*

Bugs Bunny: *standing behind him and peering over his shoulder* "Bugs" is spelled with a Z.

Light Yagami: *without turning around* Ah yes, thank you *erasing furiously and continues writing*

Bugs Bunny: *stroking chin* Or was it an S?

Light Yagami: *erasing again and writing again*

Bugs Bunny: No, it was definitely a Z.

Light Yagami: *erasing again, even more agitated*

Bugs Bunny: Wait! It was a TH!

Light Yagami: *turning around, red faced* Can you decide on a spelling already?! *awkward pause, realizing who he's talking to*

Light Yagami: *screams, notebook and pen shooting up*

Bugs Bunny: *yoinks them both out of the air* Now let's see... Light Yagami... *begins scribbling*

Light Yagami: *on his knees, hands clasped* Wait, no, please, I beg of you! Spare me!

Bugs Bunny: *turning the Death Note around to reveal he doodled an unflattering caricature of Light*

[xxcrabcorexx]

bands you used to think were corny but came around to like them (and vice versa)

I'll go first

Bands I thought were corny but like them now

X - Amon Amarth

X - Asking Alexandria (like maybe the first two albums)

X - Breaking Benjamin

X - Slam as an entire genre

X - Staind

Bands i thought were good but i can't stand them now

X - Attack Attack! (dont get me started i cant even say they are ironically good)

X - Skillet

X - Galactic Empire

X - Disturbed

[xxcrabcorexx]

[vidibit]

Mutuals who I have hardly spoken with but we instead communicate through silently liking and reblogging each other's posts... I hope you're all having a lovely day ✨

[ghostoffuturespast]

[xxcrabcorexx]

how do i convince the other half of my band/duo "hello mr green man" is a terrible debut demo/album name for a blackened folk metal band

feel free to add better names

the band name is The Great Unbecoming if that helps any

tryna go for an appalachain horror vibe

[aureliomadrid]

[xxcrabcorexx]

logo for my experimental black metal band The Great Unbecoming!

(I literally traced a tree for the design)

[xxcrabcorexx]

what should i name my murderfolk/blackened bluegrass band

Crooked Elm

Nightfallen

Swamp Ape

Swamp Skunk

Woodland Rapture

Nardol

Dyers Eve

The Great Appalachain Horror

Voting ended onApr 27

[nimis-weakest-napling]

Federal unemployment tax act

[xxcrabcorexx]

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[xxcrabcorexx]

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[imanutcase-10]

Then bring me luck

[thirddeadlysin]

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work