#crowbar

[ghostwithaknife]

I redrew that one thing I posted like 2 years ago…

[missmaemikaelson]

[cookiuu]

Artist’s Will 🎯

[staysblossom]

Crowbar Pt. 1

Pt. 2 || Pt. 3 || Pt. 4

I read a fic where Jason got a kitten and named it crowbar and then I remembered a convo between Jason and Dick and this is where my mind went.

Jason, opening the door, eyes glaring at his brother: You’re late. I could’ve died of hunger. Again.

Dick, a box of pizza in hand, pushing his way inside and looking around: Oh please, you’ll live. So this is your cave away from the Batcave? It’s very uh… you!

Jason, bluntly: It’s called minimalism Dickhead

Dick, pausing mid-step to stare at something: Okay, but ‘minimalism’ doesn’t usually involve… a litter box, a scratching post, and—is that a tiny red hoodie?

Jason, immediately defensive: No

Dick, eyes wide in amusement as he connects the dots: You, Jason Todd, poster boy for repressed emotions, have a kitten. And—now wait a second—aren’t you allergic?!

Jason, sighing, regretting every decision that led to this moment: Yes, I’m allergic. And yes, I have a cat. Her name is Crowbar

Dick, turns to him gaping like a fish: I’m sorry, you named your cat Crowbar?! As in the same weapon that—

Jason, sporting a bored expression: joker brutally beat me with? Yeah. It’s called facing your fears, Dick

Dick, choking on laughter: I still think you should just dress as a crowbar, not traumatize a kitten

[Just then, a small black-and-white kitten scurries into the room, dragging one of Jason’s gloves in its mouth.]

Dick, lighting up like it’s Christmas morning: Hey there, Crowbar. Stealing daddy’s murder mittens again?

Jason, sniffling violently, his nose red and irritated: She does this thing where she sleeps on my face like I’m a corpse. It’s adorably suffocating, like my grave

Dick, blinking: Wow. That’s… morbidly poetic

[beat]

Dick, a single eyebrow raised: So not only are you facing your fears, you're literally letting them nap on your face now?

Jason, shrugs, eyes watery: Character growth

Dick, scoffing while searching for allergy meds: The only character growth I see is the puffiness of your eyes from, might I remind you, your cat allergy?

Jason, rolling his eyes as he picks up Crowbar: Its fine. Like you said, i’ll live

Dick, with a nervous chuckle: Yeah no, i’m pretty sure i’m going to watch a crowbar take you out again

Crowbar, as if on cue: Meow.

[paravellex]

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[amno-s3]

jason…..

im moving all my stuff from tiktok over here - that’s why the erratic posting 😓

[mistercrowbar]

When you are small (and scared of women) and your friend is big (and a scary woman) but deserving of the best hug you can muster

[interdimensionalbureaucracy]

When their only experience of humanity was a crowbar coming at them down a steel corridor.