Daily Planets Best Photographer!

DC OC (for Superman 2025) Jo Hernandez

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I take pictures for the Daily Planet and save metropolis on the side <3

What’s up everybody I’m Josefina Hernandez. Just Jo or Joey works fine thanks. Yes I know Joey is a boys name, no I don’t really care. I got like water powers and stuff, I was just kinda born this way. I think they call it a metahuman or something like that. And just between you and me, yeah I’m Riptide. But don’t tell anybody okay?

But yeah I got a job at the Planet, I just take pictures but if you need a good headline I’m your girl. Like This Just In: Ya Moms a Ho (Nobody Was Shocked). Catchy right? Yeah I’m something of a comedian. Who is in no way shape or form dating Clark Kent at all. We’re just buds okay? Okay. So yeah now you know me, it’s time for me to get to know you. Don’t be shy! Come on in!

[bowie-mods-blogs]

Hello, I'm the moderator for whatever blog you are in right now. I've been inactive for such a long time because life just got in the way. But I am up and running against and I'm excited to be rp-ing with you all again.

thank you,

Bo

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my working theory is that Superman might just be Kent without glasses

The pictures aren’t great but you see the vision right?

[the-sun-flyer]

Jo, with all due respect, I think Superman is one of the most transparent superheroes on the planet. We know his name is Kal-El, we know he lives in the arctic, and we know who his parents are!

Why on Earth would you think I’m Superman?

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Because you have the same build, eyes, nose, and hair. However you disguise yourself you're good Kent because there's subtle differences that make you hard to say for certain. But I know dAMN WELL you're him.

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my working theory is that Superman might just be Kent without glasses

The pictures aren’t great but you see the vision right?

[jonskentxd]

“as a kent my dad is way too lazy to be superman.” Jon sets his hands on his hips, chest puffed. Diversion success. No one would argue with that. Right?

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That man is like six-foot-four, two hundred pounds, and I've witnessed him pick up copy machines without breaking a sweat. I think I'd know if we WASN'T superman.

[supermans-favorite-reporter]

Kent! Kent Kent Kent Kent Kent, mira mira mira! Me and Jimmy went out and I got literally the clearest photos of Superman I have ever gotten. Up close and far away, how cool is that!

@xxcurrent-eventsxx

Oh wow! That's awesome!!

Hey, maybe they could accompany my next article!

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Sorry, Kent, I take my photos for Lois. Too bad, so sad. But ugh you should’ve seen us! Jimmy was driving and I was out the window like I was in an action movie taking photos, you know what I mean?

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// sorry no article this Sunday, it’s my birthday that day and I forgot to write one bc of work. Dw it’s coming next week!

[stellarphenomenon]

Wait — so you’re telling me that Lex Luthor split Metropolis in half? How the hell did he do that?

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his aura was so low in the negatives it was going to rip the world in half

[haruko-deactivated20240313]

fool me once shame on you fool me twice whyyy that’s so mean fool me three times ohhh my goddd

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my legitimate reasoning why I think Kent is Superman? Bc I was tryna ask him on a date and there was a bank robbery on the news and he got up and left. He’s too nice to just leave mid conversation. So yeah he’s Superman, change my mind

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my working theory is that Superman might just be Kent without glasses

The pictures aren’t great but you see the vision right?

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Opinions I have collected from posting this:

Lois Lane is Superman

Batman and Bruce Wayne are dating

Bruce Wayne is Superman

Superman is wearing a wig to conceal his real hair color

Superman and Bruce Wayne are dating

Clark Kent can punch someone with enough force to knock them out

[only-cat-memes]

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//I’ve hallucinated an interaction between Jo and Superman where she gets her photos and after saying bye he’s like “see you at work!!” And she’s thinking “odd thing to say, he just means me taking photos” and Superman is going “WHAT THE FRICK CLARK SHES GONNA FIND OUT WHAT HAVE YOU DONE”

[its-your-mind]

LOIS DICTATED HER WHOLE ARTICLE TO JIMMY AND YES IT WAS BECAUSE SHE WAS DRIVING A HOVERCRAFT BUT ALSO JIMMY ACTED LIKE THIS WAS BUSINESS AS USUAL™

CONCLUSION: LOIS LANE CAN’T SPELL FOR SHIT

we are so fucking back!!!

[officially-superman]

Oh my god it’s Superman. Where’s ny camera? Shit- uh- sir excuse me I’m with the Daily Planet, can I get a picture for the paper?

@xxcurrent-eventsxx

Hi!

Hmm...yeah, okay! Probably better to just let you guys take pictures instead of having those blurry ones go in the press.

Besides, the Daily Planet is my favorite news outlet. You can put that in your paper :)

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Oh gosh, thank you. You would not believe how hard it is to get a still photo of you. You move so fast and they’re always so blurry. I mean Clark said you were such a nice guy but I mean I wasn’t sure if approaching you was okay and I’m talking to much aren’t I?

[officially-superman]

Yeah, sorry about that. There isn't much time to stop for pictures when I'm doing superhero stuff.

And it is always okay to approach me! I'm here to help, even if that is just posing for pictures and what not! Not that I think those are any less important than anything else, I just mean that nothing is too small and now I'm talking too much too...

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No such thing, it’s always an honor to hear from you. My buddy back at the paper almost always has an interview with you so I guess I hear a lot from you anyways? But I hardly ever see you around. It’s really nice to get some clear photos of you for once.

[officially-superman]

Thank you :)

Yeah, Clark is a...good friend of mine. And he is a good journalist but not much of a photographer. Maybe you guys can work together! He could write something and you could get your pictures in there!

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the fact that you knew I was talking about kent is slightly unnerving but you are so right I’m gonna tell him you said that. Thank you so much for the pictures, these are perfect.

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my working theory is that Superman might just be Kent without glasses

The pictures aren’t great but you see the vision right?

[deniable-masterpiece]

gonna be so real i could never be a citizen of metropolis knowing that fat bulge would ALWAYS be there every time he shows up

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I’m taking serious, serious business-y professional photos of his dick- JUST SUPERMAN KNLY SUPERMAN AND NOTHING ELSE HAHAHAHA.

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// very tempted to write like news articles on this blog. Probably fictional stuff like in Metropolis but like is anyone interested in that is that too much I wanna do it I think it’d be cute